2026 Razorback Baseball

Started by BleedinRed, Jun 19, 2025, 09:58 AM

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Show-Me Hog

We're not just hitting home runs, we're hitting fucking bombs. Aloy just hit one over the trees in center field, I mean over them thar mountains.

DirkPiggler

They're about to run out of couches to fuck. 

Kuhio plants one about 50 feet beyond the CF fence.  9-0 us.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Son of Spam

Home run derby. Hogs are winning it.
Well, shit...

DirkPiggler

I'm not sure Northern Colorado isn't as good a team as SC. 
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Barton Fink

USCE baseball fall off needs to be studied.

Son of Spam

Their first two pitchers look like they are 5' tall.
Well, shit...

wmr

Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 20, 2026, 06:56 PMUSCE baseball fall off needs to be studied.

Hiring re-tread Maineri sounds like something WE would do.

I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

DirkPiggler

10-0 now.  Four straight walks (one was a HBP on a 3-1 count so I'm counting it). 
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Son of Spam

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Mar 20, 2026, 07:17 PM10-0 now.  Four straight walks (one was a HBP on a 3-1 count so I'm counting it). 
Is this their best pitchers?
Well, shit...

Show-Me Hog

14-0. Love the football scores.

Barton Fink

Shit let's get Brumbaugh some ABs and get his confidence up.

Son of Spam

16-0. This is an ass kicking.
Well, shit...

Barton Fink


Show-Me Hog

2B dropped a 2-out popup to make it 17-0.

It's literally Bad News Bears time.

Show-Me Hog

I still see fans in the camera frame. I literally can't imagine staying through this as a fan.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 20, 2026, 07:35 PMI still see fans in the camera frame. I literally can't imagine staying through this as a fan.
They must be there to see us hit.
Well, shit...

Barton Fink

May have a good beer garden.

DirkPiggler

22-4 with 2 out top 6th. 

Niu has another HR. 


Bases are loaded.   Wear your beer hats.   
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Son of Spam

Probably waste all our hits tonight and score about 4 runs tomorrow and squeak out a win.
Well, shit...

BleedinRed

We giving Nate a raise after tonight's performance?