Give Nolan a Statue

Started by buff2.0, Jun 22, 2025, 12:53 PM

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Lurk

Quote from: Olhickoryhog on Jun 24, 2025, 08:32 AM1988
Nah, I looked it up before I posted because I couldn't remember. Ai obviously doesn't know the difference between a fumble and an interception though.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

aaron

Careful. We will probably get a statue, but in true Arkansas fashion, but we will eff it up and it will look worse than those Texas statues. 100 more years of the curse.

Lurk

Quote from: aaron on Jun 24, 2025, 09:03 AMCareful. We will probably get a statue, but in true Arkansas fashion, but we will eff it up and it will look worse than those Texas statues. 100 more years of the curse.
:D Yeah, let's hope he doesn't have those terrified eyes.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

aaron

Here we go. Someone with a twitter following (RickB) should post this as an official leaked design and say it's in the works to be unveiled during the season. Get the discussion going and force the admin.

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DirkPiggler

Quote from: aaron on Jun 24, 2025, 09:22 AMHere we go. Someone with a twitter following (RickB) should post this as an official leaked design and say it's in the works to be unveiled during the season. Get the discussion going and force the admin.

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Love it.  Make it about 10 feet taller and put it at the corner of Razorback Road and Nolan Richardson Drive. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

BASS

Bravo.

It seems we have a whole lot of examples after 1984.

I don't know how we can make Jimmy happy enough to lift his voodoo.

But we need to ease his pain as much as Nolan's.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Olhickoryhog

Quote from: Lurk on Jun 24, 2025, 09:02 AMNah, I looked it up before I posted because I couldn't remember. Ai obviously doesn't know the difference between a fumble and an interception though.

Well the site you looked it up on was wrong. I remember way more about that game than I should. It was on CBS from the orange bowl and was played the Saturday after Thanksgiving in 1988. We were 10-0 and ranked #8 and they were ranked #3 after losing to Notre Dame by one point earlier in the year.


HOGSRUNWILD

Seriously, that statue could be 3d Printed in 3 parts fairly easily, lower half, upper half and the head.  Keep printing the head until you get it fucking perfect.  Get the fucking essence of Nolan just fucking right and keep doing it until you get it right.  The body should be easy enough.  then put them all together.  encase it in ceramic, harden and then bake/melt out all the printed material.  Now you have a perfect fucking shell for your perfect Nolan statue.

Seriously, some art majors could knock that shit out in a week.  Then it would be down to finding a foundry to do it.

We could crowdfund that shit in a week if we had permission to plant it in front of the entrance.

No shit, Woopig.org could pass the hat and probably come up with 1/2 the money for it in under a week.

Lurk

Quote from: Olhickoryhog on Jun 24, 2025, 11:02 AMWell the site you looked it up on was wrong. I remember way more about that game than I should. It was on CBS from the orange bowl and was played the Saturday after Thanksgiving in 1988. We were 10-0 and ranked #8 and they were ranked #3 after losing to Notre Dame by one point earlier in the year.


You're right. It even got the score wrong.

Per Grok -

The Arkansas Razorbacks and Miami Hurricanes have played each other in football a few times over the years. Based on historical records, here are the known matchups: - 1985: Arkansas played at Miami's Orange Bowl Stadium on September 7, losing a close one, 24-15. The Razorbacks, coached by Ken Hatfield, nearly upset the No. 4 Hurricanes. - 1987: They faced off in Little Rock's War Memorial Stadium, where Miami dominated, 51-7, under coach Jimmy Johnson. - 1988: Arkansas returned to Miami's Orange Bowl Stadium on September 10, falling to the top-ranked Hurricanes, 51-18. These are the primary documented games, all during the 1980s. The Razorbacks and Hurricanes don't have a long football rivalry, so these matchups stand out. No earlier games, like from the 1960s or 1970s, appear in the records I have, and nothing more recent either. If you're thinking of a specific game outside these years, let me know more details, and I'll dig deeper! Want me to break down one of these games further?
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Olhickoryhog

Quote from: Lurk on Jun 24, 2025, 11:26 AMYou're right. It even got the score wrong.

Per Grok -

The Arkansas Razorbacks and Miami Hurricanes have played each other in football a few times over the years. Based on historical records, here are the known matchups: - 1985: Arkansas played at Miami's Orange Bowl Stadium on September 7, losing a close one, 24-15. The Razorbacks, coached by Ken Hatfield, nearly upset the No. 4 Hurricanes. - 1987: They faced off in Little Rock's War Memorial Stadium, where Miami dominated, 51-7, under coach Jimmy Johnson. - 1988: Arkansas returned to Miami's Orange Bowl Stadium on September 10, falling to the top-ranked Hurricanes, 51-18. These are the primary documented games, all during the 1980s. The Razorbacks and Hurricanes don't have a long football rivalry, so these matchups stand out. No earlier games, like from the 1960s or 1970s, appear in the records I have, and nothing more recent either. If you're thinking of a specific game outside these years, let me know more details, and I'll dig deeper! Want me to break down one of these games further?

No worries. There are 4 things I'll always remember about that game

1. Kendall trainor hadn't misssed a field goal in 10 games and early in the game he kicked an almost 60 yarder that hit the crossbar and bounced over.

2. John Bland started the game and Groveys first play from scrimmage, he handed the ball off to Barry Foster and faked an option around the corner. The entire Miami defense chased him and foster went 80 yards for a touchdown.

3. In the second half on 3rd and goal, grovey ran about 200 yards even went past mid field I think before he finally found Foster for a touchdown.

4. CBS put a graph up that stated every Miami loss in the past 2 years had a theme of 31. They had lost to Notre Dame earlier in the year 31-30. At the time, the score was 16-15 Arkansas (which added up to 31). The very next play, Atwater dropped the interception and they kicked a field goal on that drive.

It really is hard to be humble. Put me down for a couple of Big Tex sized Nolan statues on campus.

Lurk

Quote from: Olhickoryhog on Jun 24, 2025, 12:44 PMNo worries. There are 4 things I'll always remember about that game

1. Kendall trainor hadn't misssed a field goal in 10 games and early in the game he kicked an almost 60 yarder that hit the crossbar and bounced over.

2. John Bland started the game and Groveys first play from scrimmage, he handed the ball off to Barry Foster and faked an option around the corner. The entire Miami defense chased him and foster went 80 yards for a touchdown.

3. In the second half on 3rd and goal, grovey ran about 200 yards even went past mid field I think before he finally found Foster for a touchdown.

4. CBS put a graph up that stated every Miami loss in the past 2 years had a theme of 31. They had lost to Notre Dame earlier in the year 31-30. At the time, the score was 16-15 Arkansas (which added up to 31). The very next play, Atwater dropped the interception and they kicked a field goal on that drive.

It really is hard to be humble. Put me down for a couple of Big Tex sized Nolan statues on campus.
Now I remember it better. Gee, thanks for reminding me just how heartbreaking it was.  :D
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

BASS

Quote from: Olhickoryhog on Jun 24, 2025, 12:44 PMNo worries. There are 4 things I'll always remember about that game

1. Kendall trainor hadn't misssed a field goal in 10 games and early in the game he kicked an almost 60 yarder that hit the crossbar and bounced over.

2. John Bland started the game and Groveys first play from scrimmage, he handed the ball off to Barry Foster and faked an option around the corner. The entire Miami defense chased him and foster went 80 yards for a touchdown.

3. In the second half on 3rd and goal, grovey ran about 200 yards even went past mid field I think before he finally found Foster for a touchdown.

4. CBS put a graph up that stated every Miami loss in the past 2 years had a theme of 31. They had lost to Notre Dame earlier in the year 31-30. At the time, the score was 16-15 Arkansas (which added up to 31). The very next play, Atwater dropped the interception and they kicked a field goal on that drive.

It really is hard to be humble. Put me down for a couple of Big Tex sized Nolan statues on campus.

I was 9. Pretty sure that was the first football game I ever cried over.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Too Big Pig

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TC

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Jun 23, 2025, 06:00 PMSeriously, with 3d Printing, shouldn't shit like this be almost easy?


I was thinking a chained sawed statue. Some random woopigger probably has the skills, then a few others go tow it there and plant it up front.

In Minecraft of course.

HOGSRUNWILD

I really, REALLY want to someone with the horsepower to get it done to just do it, do it well and big and awesome, to do it and park it and DARE them to remove it. 

If it looked like that picture or just him standing there holding up the trophy and was good looking, the outrage from the fanbase would be insane if they tried to remove it.

obijuana

A statue of Nolan, Rose, and their daughter would be a nice touch. Toss in a replica of the horse some asshole shot while we're at it. No wonder Nolan lived with resentment.
I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: obijuana on Jun 25, 2025, 01:32 PMA statue of Nolan, Rose, and their daughter would be a nice touch. Toss in a replica of the horse some asshole shot while we're at it. No wonder Nolan lived with resentment.
just have someone go carve it into a tree on campus. A Nolan tree in his likeness
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis