Give Nolan a Statue

Started by buff2.0, Jun 22, 2025, 12:53 PM

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buff2.0

Found some of my oldest posts on this board about the topic.

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 26, 2024, 10:01 PMBobby appreciates a winner.  Caesar Petrion would have gotten Nolan his own statue on day 1.

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 11, 2025, 05:30 PMSo has NOT building Nolan Richardson his own statue been helping us?

Now Bobby Bones is on board.  It seems spamming everyone on X after the LSU 9th inning meltdown is paying off.

https://x.com/mrBobbyBones/status/1936809134105481369
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

It needs to happen ASAP but you know it won't.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

arreferee

Quote from: DrMongoose on Jun 22, 2025, 07:23 PMIt needs to happen ASAP but you know it won't.

What's the hold up?  Who could possibly be against it?

HOGSRUNWILD

Yeah, if they just opened up a fundraiser they could have 100k by the end of the week. 

A huge bronze statute, I would say either a statue of him doing the "strollin with Nolan"  or him holding up the NC trophy.  Probably the trophy as Strollin might be too obscure for the young folks.

Exercise those demons and give the man his statue.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Jun 23, 2025, 11:49 AMExercise those demons and give the man his statue.

Cardio, weights, calisthenics, what?

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jun 23, 2025, 12:04 PMCardio, weights, calisthenics, what?

My demons typically do need exercising and exorcising...

HTL

Gotta have the gator boots.

Usafhawg

They could use this like they did Slobbering Hog. "If we raise this much money for NIL, we will build the statue".

Spiderham

Uh, totally needs to be this. The young ass kicking, everyone was scared of Nolan.

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Oak Grove in the house.

Lurk

I'm afraid the curse existed before Nolan, but am sure willing to give it a shot.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

obijuana

Yuri will see this as money that could be better spent on some 3rd team bench warmer's NIL payment.

This will have to be raised by private funds and installed in the dead of night.
I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

BASS

Quote from: Lurk on Jun 23, 2025, 01:45 PMI'm afraid the curse existed before Nolan, but am sure willing to give it a shot.

we need woopig collective rundown of all the possible sources of our suck (besides our own board of trustees, athletic director, coaches, nil collective, and boosters).

who all have we wronged? 

does petrino 2012 count?  he brought it on himself, but the punishment was worse than the crime.  however, i never underestimate a man that drops "are you fucking shitting me?" in full lipread mode on national television.

eddie - nah, he got what he earned

robken - maybe, but wasn't he diddling coeds?

hatfield - frank did tell him he had to change his assistants, and he stood up for them

jimmy johnson - at least twice
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

HOGSRUNWILD

How much would a 10' bronze statue cost, ballpark?

I mean, woopig.org has a certain high-roller that could probably finance it with his Lake Hamilton money if he is REALLY as rich as he claims...

buff2.0

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Jun 23, 2025, 02:40 PMHow much would a 10' bronze statue cost, ballpark?

I mean, woopig.org has a certain high-roller that could probably finance it with his Lake Hamilton money if he is REALLY as rich as he claims...

Even if it's $200,000, it's a drop in the bucket to the school's budget.  Just shut down the anthropology department and reroute those funds.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: Spiderham on Jun 23, 2025, 12:58 PMUh, totally needs to be this. The young ass kicking, everyone was scared of Nolan.

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This.

With an inscription that says "40 minutes of hell, bitches."

HTL

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 23, 2025, 02:48 PMEven if it's $200,000, it's a drop in the bucket to the school's budget.  Just shut down the anthropology department and reroute those funds.
Looks like $200k commissioned. A few more old white guys will have to die first.

SwahiliSteve

Will it come with craters on the face?
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

BASS

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Jun 23, 2025, 02:58 PMThis.

With an inscription that says "40 minutes of hell, bitches."

obvi the statue has to be in front of the main entrance to bwa.  a sign over the doors "Welcome to 40 Minutes of Hell" would be titties.

unless we suck that particular year
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

Quote from: BASS on Jun 23, 2025, 03:13 PMobvi the statue has to be in front of the main entrance to bwa.  a sign over the doors "Welcome to 40 Minutes of Hell" would be titties.

unless we suck that particular year

If we suck we'll just have "It's Hard to Be Humble" glaring over the speakers for all the fans to hear as they enter BWA
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Lurk

Quote from: BASS on Jun 23, 2025, 02:28 PMwe need woopig collective rundown of all the possible sources of our suck (besides our own board of trustees, athletic director, coaches, nil collective, and boosters).

who all have we wronged? 

does petrino 2012 count?  he brought it on himself, but the punishment was worse than the crime.  however, i never underestimate a man that drops "are you fucking shitting me?" in full lipread mode on national television.

eddie - nah, he got what he earned

robken - maybe, but wasn't he diddling coeds?

hatfield - frank did tell him he had to change his assistants, and he stood up for them

jimmy johnson - at least twice

It really goes back to 1969. Being screwed out the national championship in 1978 by Notre Dame AP voters.
I think us cussing Hatfield when he lost(in especially Arkansas fashion) to Texas in LR may be part of it. Atwood not falling on the fumble against Miami in 1985. Several times during hooties run, we had a team that was good enough to compete and Nutt derped away our chances. Petrino had a few like not scooping and scoring against Ohio State and the referees screwing us against Auburn. Then killing the program by firing him. Bert was on the cusp of success with Alabama on the ropes and Kody Walker fumbles untouched out of the end zone, the ball surrounded by Razorback players.

Most of my Razorback memories are bad.  :suicide:
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."