Sam Pittman Tread of Stupidity, Despair, Frustration

Started by Texzilla, Aug 29, 2025, 10:00 AM

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The Whyte Boar

It isn't how good a fan you are, it's how good a fan you makes sure everyone sees that you are.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Rick B. on Sep 05, 2025, 09:08 AMI clicked the thread, clicked "last post", and posted.  Knew it was going to be a shitshow.
have you trademarked your name and likeness yet?
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

HogOfWar

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 05, 2025, 09:32 AMhave you trademarked your name and likeness yet?

I think "Kool-Aid Man" has already been taken.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

HOGSRUNWILD

Rick B is good people, leave Brittney alone, I mean Rick B.

bigpig

Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 13, 2025, 08:50 PMI'm so sick of being mediocre (or worse).

Don't tread on me Sam's fat wallet. 

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Texzilla

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2025, 10:36 PMhttps://x.com/AdamFord92/status/1967056579284668811

He's not wrong.  There are winners and losers.  Sam got all the loser genes, the loser mentality, the loser lack of drive. It cannot change it's the way he's made.  And he can fuck right off.

Texzilla

Quote from: Rick B. on Sep 05, 2025, 09:08 AMI clicked the thread, clicked "last post", and posted.  Knew it was going to be a shitshow.

How you feeling RB? Are you still loving Sam?

Barton Fink

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 13, 2025, 10:53 PMHe's not wrong.  There are winners and losers.  Sam got all the loser genes, the loser mentality, the loser lack of drive. It cannot change it's the way he's made.  And he can fuck right off.


We'll just hire the next loser.

bigpig

I'm going to go ahead and predict we hire Nick Saban and he retains Bobby as OC.

Will it happen? No. But I'm posting it here on the .0001% chance it does.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 13, 2025, 11:02 PMWe'll just hire the next loser.

Loser mentality.  You epitomize the loser mentality and get mad when others try to do better.

Barton Fink

It's called reality. Hell I want to win more than you do. We have 33 years of evidence. One coach over a 2yr span had us in the top 10. The odds of us hiring a great coach is slim to none.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 14, 2025, 09:06 AMIt's called reality. Hell I want to win more than you do. We have 33 years of evidence. One coach over a 2yr span had us in the top 10. The odds of us hiring a great coach is slim to none.

The odds of doing worse than Sam is doing are slim and none.  Quit trying to justify failure.  Man the fuck up.  Jeez

Barton Fink

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 14, 2025, 09:19 AMThe odds of doing worse than Sam is doing are slim and none.  Quit trying to justify failure.  Man the fuck up.  Jeez

You've either forgotten my previous comments, or you're an idiot. Probably both.



The Whyte Boar

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 14, 2025, 09:33 AMYou've either forgotten my previous comments, or you're an idiot. Probably both.




You're the one who thinks he can castrate a cow.

Barton Fink

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 14, 2025, 09:46 AMYou're the one who thinks he can castrate a cow.

You failed to get the joke. That's ok.

The Whyte Boar


BleedinRed

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 14, 2025, 09:19 AMThe odds of doing worse than Sam is doing are slim and none. 

Chad Morris and Bert Billema both say hold my cups.  

Barton Fink

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 14, 2025, 02:05 PMChad Morris and Bert Billema both say hold my cups. 

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