The NEXT Coach

[Son of Spam]

As Michael Bolton said in Office Space: "Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks."

As Hannibal Lecter said in Silence of the Lambs, "Yeaaaahh, that was a good one."

[The Whyte Boar]

Since we like to hire old never been head coach guys, let me give you a name.  Frank Cignetti, Jr.  He is OC for his brother and has been a college OC and a QB coach in the NFL.  He has coached some good QBs and some pretty danged good offenses.  Maybe some of his brother's magic will rub off.

[BASS]

As Hannibal Lecter said in Silence of the Lambs, "Yeaaaahh, that was a good one."

I thought it was "I ate his liver with a nice chianti and farva beans."

[BASS]

Since we like to hire old never been head coach guys, let me give you a name.  Frank Cignetti, Jr.  He is OC for his brother and has been a college OC and a QB coach in the NFL.  He has coached some good QBs and some pretty danged good offenses.  Maybe some of his brother's magic will rub off.

Not a terrible idea

[Son of Spam]

I thought it was "I ate his liver with a nice chianti and farva beans."

This was while he was in the cage after Clareese said he would go to Anthrax Island and he fell for it.

[Show-Me Hog]

Not a terrible idea

Oh but it is a remarkably terrible idea. Based on track record.

After Morris (Swinney), Pittman (Smart), not to mention Heath (Izzo), Pelphrey (Donovan), and Anderson (Nolan), I NEVER EVER EVER EVER AGAIN want to hire an assistant coach because he is a "disciple" of some great head coach. There is no correlation whatsoever.

That analysis even kind of fits Bielema/Alvarez.

[BASS]

Oh but it is a remarkably terrible idea. Based on track record.

But that process also has produced damn near every good coach that has existed. Every head coach was a coordinator or lesser person until someone took a chance on them.

Taking a chance isn't always bad if it's calculated and smart people are involved.

[Son of Spam]

But that process also has produced damn near every good coach that has existed. Every head coach was a coordinator or lesser person until someone took a chance on them.

Taking a chance isn't always bad if it's calculated and smart people are involved.

"Calculted and smart people involved". And therein lies the problem.

[BASS]

"Calculted and smart people involved". And therein lies the problem.

Fuck it, I'll do it

[Third_down_draw]

Fuck it, I'll do it

[Gambler]

I think it will be Dabo.

[The Cowboy Tiger]

I think it will be Dabo.

Same.  Has a cal and bp feel to it.  Someone put his name out there, and not just some titman-show's-his-wife's-ducks type of dude.  Swinney is looking for a way out of Clemson.  Yeah it's an ACC school, but one of the very few where football is king with fan and booster demands and expectations that are practically identical to SEC powers. 

HY, or whoever is in charge, has kept it quiet IMHO.  The talk of us 'missing on Franklin' is a prognosticator's backpedal into covering for the fact that he was dead wrong.  Ain't none of them motherfuckers who push that line who knows shit.

How will that bode for his success at Arkansas?  IDK.  I thought he was one of the great coaches struggling with NIL, but the Athletics Department here needs to get on the GM train or GTFO.

[Sus-Scrofa]

I think it will be Dabo.

Dabo flanked by two Walton grandsons would be pretty epic.

Wheeled into the stadium for the intro press conference on a JB Hunt flat bed driven by Johnelle.

[SwahiliSteve]

https://x.com/jakotasain/status/1990873714850766935?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g

What is this retarded shit

[piglosopher]

It would make sense as to why hunter is still here with :

1)the football program being in the worst state since Chad

2)the 2nd contract. Didn't or couldn't fire Sam after Enos or last year

3) Badly bungling NIL since say one. As of today, we might be the only SEC program that doesn't have a fan NIL collective

Or the board is just clueless. Probably the latter

[The Whyte Boar]

Not a terrible idea

I was wrong.  He isn't the OC for his brother.  He is OC at Indiana University OF PENNSYLVANIA. lol  I should read better.  Everything else I wrote appears to be true.

[BASS]

I was wrong.  He isn't the OC for his brother.  He is OC at Indiana University OF PENNSYLVANIA. lol  I should read better.  Everything else I wrote appears to be true.

Oh, well that changes things. Appreciate the honesty. That means something.

[The Whyte Boar]

Oh, well that changes things. Appreciate the honesty. That means something.

That is the school where there dad was HC forever and Curt was HC there too.  Check out the record of the current head coach there.  It's 61-19 in seven seasons.  He is 62 though. 

[BASS]

I think it will be Dabo.

Listening to the guy i heard a few days ago, that's what I think too. He didn't say anything that would id the man as dabo, but it's was the feeling I got afterward.

[The Cowboy Tiger]

Listening to the guy i heard a few days ago, that's what I think too. He didn't say anything that would id the man as dabo, but it's was the feeling I got afterward.

QRD.  I looked through your posts on the thread, but didn't see it.  Maybe I'm ruhtard.