The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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RPL

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Nov 19, 2025, 11:34 AMDuckman keeps posting on Twitter as if he has all the knowledge of what's going on over anyone else. Isn't this guy just a shitty used car sales guy from HS who is a tard from Hogville?

He's a camper salesman! Get it right!

Duckman's tits are saying it's Gruden.

I don't know who this Keith Grayson dude is, but I think he's indicating it's Kenny Dillingham.


DirkPiggler

Quote from: RPL on Nov 19, 2025, 01:48 PMHe's a camper salesman! Get it right!

Duckman's tits are saying it's Gruden.

I don't know who this Keith Grayson dude is, but I think he's indicating it's Kenny Dillingham.



I don't know if Grayson knows what he's talking about or not, but he does live in the Phoenix area and seems to have money (or at least good income). 

Not sure if that's worthy of taking him seriously, but I'd trust him over duckman all day long. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

RPL

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 19, 2025, 02:07 PMI don't know if Grayson knows what he's talking about or not, but he does live in the Phoenix area and seems to have money (or at least good income). 

Not sure if that's worthy of taking him seriously, but I'd trust him over duckman all day long. 

Arizona!  Okay, that's why I couldn't find anything about him in Arkansas.

He's apparently a real estate agent in Phoenix.

The Grayson Team

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 19, 2025, 10:14 AMND lost to #13 Miami and #3 Aggie. Miami lost to Louisville and SMU.

HY might be an idiot but this is reaching.

Agreed. There is logic in that approach even if the delivery was not the best.


Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 19, 2025, 04:25 PMAgreed. There is logic in that approach even if the delivery was not the best.

Yeah I read the transcript and the logic that Notre Dame's two losses were to good teams, is logical. I haven't seen the video to determine if he came across as an um uh well doofus in the delivery, but the logic is there.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 19, 2025, 04:28 PMYeah I read the transcript and the logic that Notre Dame's two losses were to good teams, is logical. I haven't seen the video to determine if he came across as an um uh well doofus in the delivery, but the logic is there.


He just kind of pussyfooted it. Instead of coming out and saying Miami has played its way out of the conversation, he jumbled it in a really weird way.

animal

Quote from: RPL on Nov 19, 2025, 01:48 PMHe's a camper salesman! Get it right!

Duckman's tits are saying it's Gruden.

I don't know who this Keith Grayson dude is, but I think he's indicating it's Kenny Dillingham.


Someone said it was the coach from ASU and immediately thought Dillingham and not Butch Jones  :stache:
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

gorillawarfare

Quote from: RPL on Nov 19, 2025, 02:11 PMArizona!  Okay, that's why I couldn't find anything about him in Arkansas.

He's apparently a real estate agent in Phoenix.

The Grayson Team

Used to work at Hoffbrau back in the day.

RPL

Quote from: gorillawarfare on Nov 20, 2025, 05:56 AMUsed to work at Hoffbrau back in the day.

Hoffbrau! There's a place I haven't thought about in a jillion years.

The Whyte Boar

Word on Discord is that Doug McMillon is starting an NIL initiative with some other Walmart bigwigs and/or Waltons.


Pig Benis

It seems like every coach on earth has been mentioned so I probably missed it, but has Lance Leipold been connected to our job at all? Seems like his name was mentioned for every major opening the last couple of years. Did the shine wear off or he got a massive buyout?

Jedd Fisch is another. I believe he's a Gator alum but they'll aim higher. I wonder if he's a possibility.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 20, 2025, 09:26 AMIt seems like every coach on earth has been mentioned so I probably missed it, but has Lance Leipold been connected to our job at all? Seems like his name was mentioned for every major opening the last couple of years. Did the shine wear off or he got a massive buyout?

Jedd Fisch is another. I believe he's a Gator alum but they'll aim higher. I wonder if he's a possibility.

Shine has worn off a bit on Leipold.  About to miss bowl eligibility for second straight year with no OU or texass on schedule.

Fisch has a better job than ours right now.  Don't see why he'd leave UW for Arkansas.  Plus I suspect he's the backup plan for Florida if/when Kiffin tells them no.
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SwahiliSteve

At what point do they announce this fucking coach for next year. You've had two months
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Pig Benis

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 20, 2025, 09:43 AMShine has worn off a bit on Leipold.  About to miss bowl eligibility for second straight year with no OU or texass on schedule.

Fisch has a better job than ours right now.  Don't see why he'd leave UW for Arkansas.  Plus I suspect he's the backup plan for Florida if/when Kiffin tells them no.

Makes sense, thanks. I agree that Washington is the better job but thought he might want to get back to the south and avoid traveling 3 time zones to play Rutgers.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

BASS

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Nov 20, 2025, 09:44 AMAt what point do they announce this fucking coach for next year. You've had two months

they can't announce someone who is still coaching.  you got at least 2 more weeks.
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Pig Benis

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Nov 20, 2025, 09:44 AMAt what point do they announce this fucking coach for next year. You've had two months

If they don't make an announcement, or at least privately get something signed, by the Mizzou game we're in deep shit.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Ray Zorback

Quote from: BASS on Nov 20, 2025, 09:47 AMthey can't announce someone who is still coaching.  you got at least 2 more weeks.

plus 3 or 4 coaches need to use us to get a raise before we can announce
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

jdcatty

Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 20, 2025, 09:48 AMIf they don't make an announcement, or at least privately get something signed, by the Mizzou game we're in deep shit.

My guess is it will leak out or perhaps be announced shortly before the Mizzou game.
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Mazeppa Pompazoidi

A lot of smoke out there that it's a done deal and we'll know by Sunday, if not sooner.

Pig Benis

Seems like everything typically leaks by the time it goes to the BOT for approval.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.