The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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Show-Me Hog

Quote from: BASS on Nov 20, 2025, 09:47 AMthey can't announce someone who is still coaching.  you got at least 2 more weeks.

Also, they had to let the season play out to make the decision of BMFP or no BMFP.

I think the answer to that is obvious at this point.

SwahiliSteve

I guess this will be our Black Friday gift. New coach
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vegashog

there could be a deal done sometime next week, but i think it will be after the missouri game before its announced.

the stuff about someone being named right after the texass game was started by a guy on nobville who along with duckman, says it's been gruden all along.

buff2.0

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Nov 20, 2025, 09:49 AMplus 3 or 4 coaches need to use us to get a raise before we can announce

LSU, Florida, and Auburn gotta get their choices.  If any of them hire Kiffin or Drinkshitz then anyone we're talking to just might step back and let Jimmy Sexton buttsecks us one more time.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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Show-Me Hog

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 20, 2025, 10:26 AMthere could be a deal done sometime next week, but i think it will be after the missouri game before its announced.

the stuff about someone being named right after the texass game was started by a guy on nobville who along with duckman, says it's been gruden all along.

Please god no.

A Gruden hire is Deion or Belichik redux.

Win the press conference, go 4-8 next year, downhill after that.

HTL

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 20, 2025, 08:55 AMWord on Discord is that Doug McMillon is starting an NIL initiative with some other Walmart bigwigs and/or Waltons.


Only Walton would be Rob.

vegashog

i seriously doubt it's going to be gruden. just pointing out that's where the talk about knowing this weekend came from. more wishful thinking.

Son of Spam

Nobody knows shit. End of story.
Well, shit...

SwahiliSteve

Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

PHARMHOG

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animal

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HTL

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Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Nov 20, 2025, 11:26 AMapparently Newsweek says it's gruden 🙄

https://x.com/scottbalesx/status/1991487813389545609?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Everyone is too stupid to understand that these articles are based off the public betting market.

The Whyte Boar

Gruden would be a disaster.

Zoso


Pig Benis

It won't be Gruden and I'll be shocked if anything is announced before the season is officially over. Yuraclown better have an agreement in place with someone this week before Ole Miss and Mizzou come open.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

bigpig

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 20, 2025, 12:02 PMGruden would be a disaster.

An unmitigated disaster.

His entire offensive scheme is terribly complex even for professional players. College kids would turn to mush trying to learn his novella-sized playcalls and phonebook sized playbooks.
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Ray Zorback

Quote from: bigpig on Nov 20, 2025, 12:14 PMAn unmitigated disaster.

His entire offensive scheme is terribly complex even for professional players. College kids would turn to mush trying to learn his novella-sized playcalls and phonebook sized playbooks.

Especially with the high turnover of players now. One year to learn all that, no thanks.
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GeoHogsGeo

Quote from: bigpig on Nov 20, 2025, 12:14 PMAn unmitigated disaster.

His entire offensive scheme is terribly complex even for professional players. College kids would turn to mush trying to learn his novella-sized playcalls and phonebook sized playbooks.

"Trips right, tight see left 58 Delta, see choice, Green right close pass 14 solid C slam drag, spider two wide banana hexo, on two, on two, ready, break."
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bigpig

And with the small window of time to get the call into the QB's helmet:

Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Nov 20, 2025, 12:19 PM"Trips right, tight see left 58 Delta, see choice, Green right close pass 14 solid C slam drag, spider two wi--
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