The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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vegashog

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 20, 2025, 10:43 AMLSU, Florida, and Auburn gotta get their choices.  If any of them hire Kiffin or Drinkshitz then anyone we're talking to just might step back and let Jimmy Sexton buttsecks us one more time.
sexton doesn't represent morris, sumrall, golesh, campbell, or dillingham.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Zoso on Nov 20, 2025, 12:07 PMThey lost me when they called Arkansas a "coveted" job. Lol
Same here.
Well, shit...

Spiderham

It is going to be Urban Meyer. 


Really. 
Oak Grove in the house.

arreferee

Quote from: PHARMHOG on Nov 20, 2025, 11:34 AMSonny Dykes says hi.

Please no.


Quote from: BASS on Nov 20, 2025, 09:47 AMthey can't announce someone who is still coaching.  you got at least 2 more weeks.

If they have someone already inked, I wish they would announce a new coach had been hired but they would wait until after his season is over to announce.  That could make a lot of fan bases squirm for the next couple of weeks wondering if it was their coach. :D

dhog

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Nov 20, 2025, 11:26 AMapparently Newsweek says it's gruden 🙄

https://x.com/scottbalesx/status/1991487813389545609?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g

Man, this dude is a attention whore. There is no way a trailer salesman from Backwater, AR knows shit. Neither does the reporters, or Mike "ferret top" Irwin, or Marble mouth. Outside Hearsurcheck, a few board members or donors, and the next UofA coach, no one knows shit.
Gotta say though, they're all ridiculously entertaining.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: dhog on Nov 20, 2025, 01:33 PMMan, this dude is a attention whore. There is no way a trailer salesman from Backwater, AR knows shit. Neither does the reporters, or Mike "ferret top" Irwin, or Marble mouth. Outside Hearsurcheck, a few board members or donors, and the next UofA coach, no one knows shit.
Gotta say though, they're all ridiculously entertaining.
his ego is very inflated for being so fugly and posting such shit.


Honestly I won't be disappointed in anyone we pick because I stopped years ago having expectations of our football program. Mediocrity reigns
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Pig Benis

Quote from: Spiderham on Nov 20, 2025, 01:24 PMIt is going to be Urban Meyer.


Really.

We could do worse.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

HTL

Quote from: Spiderham on Nov 20, 2025, 01:24 PMIt is going to be Urban Meyer.


Really.
Can't wait for the Netflix special.

buff2.0

Quote from: HTL on Nov 20, 2025, 02:19 PMCan't wait for the Netflix special.

The one about his return from coaching or the later one when the program burns down and closes its doors.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 20, 2025, 02:28 PMThe one about his return from coaching or the later one when the program burns down and closes its doors.


as long as there's a championship in between.

SwahiliSteve

It's a slow day...maybe I need to go taunt that scott bales retard in twitter
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

buff2.0

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Nov 20, 2025, 02:47 PMIt's a slow day...maybe I need to go taunt that scott bales retard in twitter

Remind him the whole state has seen his wife's fake knockers
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 20, 2025, 02:53 PMRemind him the whole state has seen his wife's fake knockers
done.
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 20, 2025, 02:53 PMRemind him the whole state has seen his wife's fake knockers

Well, he is the one who showed the whole state so I don't think he needs much reminding.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 20, 2025, 03:22 PMWell, he is the one who showed the whole state so I don't think he needs much reminding.
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

The Whyte Boar


I mean, she should cover her tits, but the 17 year old horn dog inside of me says that she should flaunt those puppies if that makes her happy.

buff2.0


I figured that was you
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mr.zorak

"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

animal

"With Gruden he just needs 15 years to get his players and offense in"

Keep sending those checks though


Also I saw an article saying they interviewed Gus.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

DrMongoose

it would be the most arkansas thing ever to hire a guy (gruden) that you could have hired 2 months ago and been done.

Summrall was supposed to interview with Florida but has withdrawn - either he finalized a deal with Auburn, is staying at Tulane or Florida has their guy and this weekend gets wild.

hunter hired Tom Herman and Major Applewhite at Houston, would he do it again?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25