The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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HogOfWar

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Nov 29, 2025, 02:49 PMand yet the university won't pay for them but they'll sell their jerseys online to rip them off

You have to put your own hog on them, if want one. They are prohibited to put them on what they sell.

Even their own sweaters have to have "Hockey Club" on them now, instead of just a hog.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

BASS

Neither golesh nor sumrall excited me any more than just hiring Bobby.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

Quote from: BASS on Nov 29, 2025, 04:07 PMNeither golesh nor sumrall excited me any more than just hiring Bobby.

You'll get Craddock and you will be told to like it.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

AporkalypseNow

A lot of other fanbases fall for the has been over the up and comer, why shouldn't we?

BASS

Quote from: AporkalypseNow on Nov 29, 2025, 04:16 PMA lot of other fanbases fall for the has been over the up and comer, why shouldn't we?

Cuz we're smart enough to know that works about 1/3 of the time?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

obijuana

Our head coaching search is predicated on what the coach at Ole Miss does.

It wasn't long ago that statement would've been asinine.
I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

Hogfan58

I need help and I know it.

Spiderham

Hopefully Coach Golesh brings some LB's with him.  
Oak Grove in the house.

vegashog

whoever the next coach is they better be spending what money the get on the defense.

Son of Spam

#2669
Whoever it is, I don't want to hear shit about how good we are going to be. SHOW me how good we are.
Well, shit...

The Whyte Boar


Thin Red Swine

Maybe we could get the Harding coach after all.

Guardrail

What's John L Smith doing these days? Or whoever that fat bastard was the ran a fake punt 2x in a row in the cotton bowl?
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

Barton Fink

It is going to be very interesting to see who takes this job.

buff2.0

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 29, 2025, 05:52 PMIt is going to be very interesting to see who takes this job.

I'll already assume they're retarded
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 29, 2025, 05:52 PMIt is going to be very interesting to see who takes this job.

It's Golesh.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Barton Fink

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 29, 2025, 05:55 PMIt's Golesh.

Right now that feels like a Barry Bonds grand slam HR in the bottom of the 9th of game 7.

BleedinRed

Feels like a coaching search in 5-6 years. 

TheOtherWhiteMeat

As long as they don't rappel down onto the stage.

Barton Fink

Quote from: BleedinRed on Nov 29, 2025, 05:59 PMFeels like a coaching search in 5-6 years.

It's what we do. We're a turnstile program.