The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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buff2.0

The longer this plays out the more likely Golesh may be. Or Florida and Auburn are calling, I don't know. No one knows who the backup plans are for either LSU or Ole Miss if they don't wind up with Lane. We'll learn it all tomorrow.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink

Lane has college football by the balls. What a world....

DirkPiggler

Quote from: The Cowboy Tiger on Nov 29, 2025, 07:13 PMYou can play that harp all day long, but there is no serenading anyone about an 18 game differential in five seasons.  The SEC was still the best conference in the country.  Auburn and LSU were ass kickers and so were Florida and Georgia.  Tennessee was great at the beginning of his tenure.  The 'any given Saturday' thing was alive and well back then.

There is no comparison between Nutt and Bielema.

I went back and looked once and won't do it again tonight, but Nutt faced something like 3 ranked teams on average while Bert faced six.  Add that up over their tenures and it makes a difference.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

passed

Quote from: The Cowboy Tiger on Nov 29, 2025, 07:13 PMYou can play that harp all day long, but there is no serenading anyone about an 18 game differential in five seasons.  The SEC was still the best conference in the country.  Auburn and LSU were ass kickers and so were Florida and Georgia.  Tennessee was great at the beginning of his tenure.  The 'any given Saturday' thing was alive and well back then.

There is no comparison between Nutt and Bielema.

I hate that you're right.  I hate that we've fallen so far.  I hate Jeff Long for all of it.  Fuck that fucking cocksucker!

vegashog

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 29, 2025, 07:12 PMIf Golesh chooses AU, I'd rather hire Durkin over Wommack. (ducks)
their ad said he "would like to see" the next coach keep durkin if he's not promoted. hell of a thing to put out there.

auburn has some fucked up coaching searches too.

The Cowboy Tiger

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 29, 2025, 07:17 PMI went back and looked once and won't do it again tonight, but Nutt faced something like 3 ranked teams on average while Bert faced six.  Add that up over their tenures and it makes a difference.

It makes a difference in your mind - your preference - but not in reality. 

I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 29, 2025, 07:13 PMThe longer this plays out the more likely Golesh may be. Or Florida and Auburn are calling, I don't know. No one knows who the backup plans are for either LSU or Ole Miss if they don't wind up with Lane. We'll learn it all tomorrow.

Golesh is going to be the guy.  All this talk of other schools is disinformation to cover for Trey Schapp leaking the deal early. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Barton Fink

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 29, 2025, 07:18 PMtheir ad said he "would like to see" the next coach keep durkin if he's not promoted. hell of a thing to put out there.

auburn has some fucked up coaching searches too.

Choosing to be DC at AU vs a HC for us may be the dose of reality we need.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: The Cowboy Tiger on Nov 29, 2025, 07:18 PMIt makes a difference in your mind - your preference - but not in reality. 



If you don't think strength of schedule matters, well, God bless you. 

Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 29, 2025, 07:22 PMChoosing to be DC at AU vs a HC for us may be the dose of reality we need.

Relax.  No one would make that choice.   
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

The Cowboy Tiger

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 29, 2025, 07:22 PMIf you don't think strength of schedule matters, well, God bless you. 



I guess if it's the participation trophy that you want then you can have at it.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: The Cowboy Tiger on Nov 29, 2025, 07:24 PMI guess if it's the participation trophy that you want then you can have at it.

Come on.  Try not to be retarded. 


I guess in your mind we should have appreciated that fine Christian man when we had him.   
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Barton Fink

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 29, 2025, 07:23 PMRelax.  No one would make that choice. 


Golesh seems like a decent hire. He's coached in this league. You know me, I just hope he gets what he needs to at least compete. I'm a sucker and will buy my season tickets nonetheless.

The Cowboy Tiger

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 29, 2025, 07:27 PMCome on.  Try not to be retarded. 


I guess in your mind we should have appreciated that fine Christian man when we had him. 

A category error.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 29, 2025, 07:29 PMGolesh seems like a decent hire. He's coached in this league. You know me, I just hope he gets what he needs to at least compete. I'm a sucker and will buy my season tickets nonetheless.

I like that he has coordinator experience. Tennessee fell off some offensively when he left.   But I'm totally in wait and see mode on him or anyone we hire. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

buff2.0

Rumblings that Auburn is kicking the tires on Golesh now
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Pig Benis

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 29, 2025, 07:12 PMIf Golesh chooses AU, I'd rather hire Durkin over Wommack. (ducks)

Why are you ducking?
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Barton Fink

Figured this would be an anti-Durkin crowd.  So no ducking for Durkin?

Hognrock

As stated, Nutt coached in a weaker SEC and had generational instate talent with McFadden, Matt Jones and Shawn Andrews. At one point we had 3 NFL rb's in the backfield on the same team.

If he wasn't so narcissistic I think he could have done really well as a CEO coach.

HogglyWoggly

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 29, 2025, 07:46 PMFigured this would be an anti-Durkin crowd.  So no ducking for Durkin?

I'd rather not have a coach named DJ Durkin. How's that?  :D