The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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Natty_Ice

So not a Grude morning to be Scott Bales?
Things of that nature

WaywardMemphian

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 30, 2025, 07:06 AMMeanwhile Memphis fans are hoping we hire their coach away.

Ole Miss might as well be on the clock too. Early signing period starts Wednesday.

Memohisnhas had the largest NIL budget in that league for several years. No conference championships to show for it and confounding loses like UAB.

Guardrail


Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 30, 2025, 07:06 AMMeanwhile Memphis fans are hoping we hire their coach
Sounds just like someone we'd hire. All he'd need is some ignorant slogan and Arkansas would be all "Hell Yeah! Left lane slow down and hold up I40!"
Chicken dinner right there.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

Feral

Quote from: WaywardMemphian on Nov 30, 2025, 09:13 AMMemohisnhas had the largest NIL budget in that league for several years. No conference championships to show for it and confounding loses like UAB.

I think Silverfield was probably sniffing his own farts in mid-October when they were 6-0 and getting playoff buzz and he was getting smoke on the coaching carousel.

It probably turned into a distraction for the team and they went 2-4 down the stretch. The UAB loss is the only WTF loss on there, though. ECU, Navy and Tulane are 8-4, 9-2, and 10-2, respectively.

The other easy answer is that they just weren't as good as everyone thought. The first part of their schedule was dogshit, and the only team they played with a pulse was Troy. Once they played good teams they regressed to the mean.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Nov 30, 2025, 09:07 AMSo not a Grude morning to be Scott Bales?

He may be our only option when this is said and done.

Feral

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 30, 2025, 09:24 AMHe may be our only option when this is said and done.

We deserve Duckman as our next HC.

DirkPiggler

FYI there is a plane on approach at Tampa that left Drake this morning. 

N145JA
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Barton Fink

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 30, 2025, 09:27 AMFYI there is a plane on approach at Tampa that left Drake this morning. 

N145JA

We're pulling a Nebraska. The plane is on the tarmac! :rofl:

animal

Kalani Sitake I think would be a helluva hire too...I'm not saying we would be running the wing t or whatever but he's a pretty good coach and would probably bring something nobody else in the SEC has (other than donuts)

Tyson Helton at Western Kentucky hasn't done anything overly remarkable but he's only failed to win less than 8 games once in 7 seasons...that's not bad. You would think he'd be getting somebody kicking his tires. I think that's the brother of the dude that coached at USC for a bit if I'm not mistaken.

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HTL

Silverfield is being reported as Hc. Shoot me!!!

DirkPiggler

What the actual fuck?
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.


HTL

Yurachek got played like a fiddle again.

Too Big Pig

Quote from: Feral on Nov 30, 2025, 09:23 AMThe other easy answer is that they just weren't as good as everyone thought. The first part of their schedule was dogshit, and the only team they played with a pulse was Troy. Once they played good teams they regressed to the mean.

And we were a big part of that white crusted over dogshit.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Barton Fink

#2814
We aren't serious about football. Plain and simple.

Thin Red Swine

Golesh about to be announced at Auburn.

PHARMHOG

Locker room scuttle....

Golesh to Auburn
Silverfield to Arkansas

Mazeppa Pompazoidi

Silverfield will really get those NIL donations rolling in.  We're a fucking joke.  :suicide:


HTL

Yurachek is a terrorist

aaron