The NEXT Coach

[The Whyte Boar]

Bales has deleted his booster meeting post.

[Barton Fink]

People underestimate Bob at their own peril.

That's my coach!

[Pig Benis]

If the next coach flames out you can find me on an OU board.

Those small fast OL don't work in the SEC because they're lined up against big nasties at DL and DE who are bigger, stronger, and still just as fast. I hope Golesh succeeds (as long as it's here) but I haven't seen a good reason yet for why I should expect him to. Best thing I've seen of him is this.

https://x.com/patsmithradio/status/1852558124491641011?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

Speaking of Tom Herman, remember when he was the next big thing because Ohio State had a hot offense under Urban Meyer?

Now I'm sold! Herman is a raging cocksucker. Put this at the top of Golesh's resume.

[DrMongoose]

https://x.com/curryhickssage/status/1995040624211578978?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A

[animal]

Once again I'm waiting for a real slime ball national reporter like Joel Schad to chime in on the coaching search. You probably won't hear about the hire legitimately from a local news source. Our media and our citizen media is as inept as our football program. 

[HTL]

https://x.com/scottbalesx/status/1995015690869170236?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ

This fucking guy

[HTL]

https://x.com/tommarslaw/status/1994982402716741712?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ

[Natty_Ice]

https://x.com/JohnNaborsShow/status/1994981360608710934?t=H0YLh8YfFKFIPiALeuzNKA&s=19

Kind of concerning that he just point blank told them all that the report wasn't true.

[buff2.0]

Meanwhile Memphis fans are hoping we hire their coach away.

Ole Miss might as well be on the clock too. Early signing period starts Wednesday.

[animal]

Meanwhile Memphis fans are hoping we hire their coach away.

Ole Miss might as well be on the clock too. Early signing period starts Wednesday.

We were ahead of the pack until things changed. 

[HTL]

Seems like Golesh is likely. Seen some chatter about Dillingham to Auburn. Ole Miss may be left holding their dick.

[Feral]

Seems like Golesh is likely. Seen some chatter about Dillingham to Auburn. Ole Miss may be left holding their dick.

Dillingham would be an absolute home run hire for Auburn.

We need to move before the Ole Miss job comes open. Hopefully we land our guy before those dominos fall.

[Barton Fink]

The way this has played out feels like we leaked Golesh to pressure him into a decision.

[animal]

The way this has played out feels like we leaked Golesh to pressure him into a decision.

I'm sure Trey Schaap would dearly love to clear his name. Won't be shocked if somehow the leak is leaked

[Feral]

The way this has played out feels like we leaked Golesh to pressure him into a decision.

Typical 1D checkers move by Yurachek.

What a derpy dipshit of a negotiator. I wish I could buy a car or a house from him.

[Barton Fink]

Hell we wanted him to sign a "memorandum of understanding" for Christ sakes. They feared this would happen and he will have better options letting this play out.

[obijuana]

It's 2am. Closing time. The girl we've been flirting with and buying drinks for all night just walked out with a better looking guy who just walked in 2 minutes ago (Golesh).

All that's left is an old woman, who we divorced and dated again (Petrino) and a girl who could be the greatest woman on earth or a tranny in disguise (some assistant).

Those are the choices when you're fat and stupid at 2am.

[Barton Fink]

We are the ugliest girl at the bar no doubt. Asking with crazy eyes and a shitty attitude.

[animal]

We are the ugliest girl at the bar no doubt. Asking with crazy eyes and a shitty attitude.

As the great Hoemath on youtube would say "I am the table, bring me stuff" (while using birdhands)...that's our attitude.

[HTL]

https://x.com/tommarslaw/status/1995138626385318010?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ

Didn't have Tom Mars absolutely cooking Duckman on my bingo card. No one does a coaching search like us.