The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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Pig Benis

Quote from: Mazeppa Pompazoidi on Nov 30, 2025, 09:55 AMSilverfield will really get those NIL donations rolling in.  We're a fucking joke.  :suicide:



Should've just kept BP. Fuck this shit. Just makes it even easier to walk away.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

PHARMHOG

I would have liked to seen a Kane Wommack.

Too Big Pig

Let's hire the G5 guy who can't finish about 3rd and is currently 6th in his conference.

HY absolutely sucks at football. 

And who is going to throw NIL money at this?
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Barton Fink

This hire may go over worse than Pittman's.

buff2.0

Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 30, 2025, 09:57 AMShould've just kept BP. Fuck this shit. Just makes it even easier to walk away.

I think BP knew before yesterday's game.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HTL

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 30, 2025, 10:05 AMThis hire may go over worse than Pittman's.
Infinitely worse.

Feral

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 30, 2025, 10:05 AMThis hire may go over worse than Pittman's.

I'm not a fan of this hire but this is reactionary nonsense.

The optics of the Pittman hire at the time were horrendous. We hired a career OL coach near retirement who wasn't even a candidate after former players lobbied for him following a search where absolutely no one wanted our job (and we were publicly jilted a few times).

I don't know much about RS but I doubt we're going to have a bunch of embarrassing bumbling messes of press conferences with "I don't know" littered throughout.

Keyser Soooie

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Quote from: Feral on Nov 30, 2025, 10:11 AMI don't know much about RS but I doubt we're going to have a bunch of embarrassing bumbling messes of press conferences with "I don't know" littered throughout.

No, just the same record as Sam. 

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 30, 2025, 10:07 AMI think BP knew before yesterday's game.

He 100% knew.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Keyser Soooie on Nov 30, 2025, 10:17 AMNo, just the same record as Sam. 

I don't think the guy can get to 9 wins

The Whyte Boar

I swear HY needs to be a case study at some business school for how to destroy a business.

Barton Fink

Man, there isn't 1 positive comment on social media. Not even a wait and see.

passed

Because it's a terrible hire, and everyone knows it.  Total Arkansas move.

The specter of what could have been with BP will continue to haunt us as we watch another few years of losing records and doormat seasons.

SwahiliSteve

Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Feral

Quote from: Too Big Pig on Nov 30, 2025, 10:00 AMLet's hire the G5 guy who can't finish about 3rd and is currently 6th in his conference.

HY absolutely sucks at football. 

And who is going to throw NIL money at this?

Correction: HY sucks at EVERYTHING.

Can't hire coaches, can't raise money, has zero clout with the SEC home office, and fucked up our collective and set our NIL back years.

animal

He may as well have hired Major Applewhite 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

DirkPiggler

Hear me out.  Tom Mars for athletic director. 


Better to have him inside the tent pissing out rather than outside the tent pissing in. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

vegashog

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 30, 2025, 11:09 AMHear me out.  Tom Mars for athletic director. 


Better to have him inside the tent pissing out rather than outside the tent pissing in. 
i'd have no problem with it. but the changes need to go beyond the ad.

Pig Benis

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 30, 2025, 11:09 AMHear me out.  Tom Mars for athletic director. 


Better to have him inside the tent pissing out rather than outside the tent pissing in. 

I like it.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

mde114

lol

1. James Franklin
2. Eric Morris
3. Ryan Golesh


No telling how far we slid to hire Silverfeld.


Joke of a football program. Laughing stock of the nation.