Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread

Started by Too Big Pig, Nov 15, 2025, 08:12 AM

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BleedinRed


HTL


BASS

we have such a stupid quarterback.  why the fuck does harold perkins hate arkansas so much?  that dude fucks us in the ass every year.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Son of Spam

Green is a fucking idiot. Has a wide open receiver short, and throws into triple coverage for the INT.

And I don't know why announcers think beating us is some great feat.
Well, shit...

The Whyte Boar

This guy is allergic to open receivers.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Guardrail on Nov 15, 2025, 12:49 PMGod I hate our QB play

Green is awful. Just awful.

Did he overthrow a guy or did he pass up the short throw, to throw into triple coverage?

What does it matter.

TC


Thin Red Swine

You can't fault the decision-making that time.



I mean, there were only three white shirts there.

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Gambler

Passed over the wide open short route to throw into triple coverage. Triple.

buff2.0

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:07 PMShoot Green in the head, at worst he'll miss one play to change helmets.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:50 PMYou can't fault the decision-making that time.



I mean, there were only three white shirts there.

And the one that got the ball made a great play of going over Blake's arms to get it
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Spiderham

Our QB is retarded. 
Throw it to the wide open guy underneath vs the 5 yd deeper guy with 3 guys around him.
Idiot. 
Oak Grove in the house.

Natty_Ice

I hope that throw doesn't hurt his heisman campaign
Things of that nature

Too Big Pig

This is where I hate false start penalties.

You can play through offsides. Why can't you pay through false starts.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Son of Spam

So, instead of the ball going to us, call a BS 5 yard penalty and give LSU a FG. Figures.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Quote from: Spiderham on Nov 15, 2025, 12:51 PMOur QB is retarded.
Throw it to the wide open guy underneath vs the 5 yd deeper guy with 3 guys around him.
Idiot.

He makes up his mind before the snap.  It's astounding just this season how many times he's looked directly at an open receiver only to throw it to someone in double or triple coverage.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

PLEASE CHANGE QBs.

Bobby I'm begging you.

buff2.0

Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:53 PMSo, instead of the ball going to us, call a BS 5 yard penalty and give LSU a FG. Figures.

LSU needs this win for bowl eligibility
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:53 PMPLEASE CHANGE QBs.

Bobby I'm begging you.

This! I am ready to see what KJ can do.
Well, shit...