Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread

Started by Too Big Pig, Nov 15, 2025, 08:12 AM

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Thin Red Swine

We should retire the #10 jersey.

After the representation by the two guys wearing it this year, it may be forever tainted.

BASS

perkins just pushed it in an inch further
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Show-Me Hog

Horrible field vision. Atrocious. Abysmal.

Historically bad.

Thin Red Swine

And on the sack, yet another receiver breaking open deep with plenty of time to make the throw.

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

bigpig

Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Son of Spam

We are the only team I have seen that can't block a blitz, and when we blitz, our guy is stopped dead at the line.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 12:57 PMour oline is special

The o-line can't block seven guys. That's fully on the QB for not recognizing it.

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Texzilla

Bobby might have gotten this job had he changed QBs weeks ago. Instead he's riding this moron into retirement. 

Not only a pass into triple coverage but a a soft slow limpdick toss.  He is a piece of shit.  Hopefully showing the nfl he has zero brains. 

buff2.0

Taylen spent too much time in the VR headset and not enough time getting blitzed by the defense in practice.  I blame Sam for running the offseason like that.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Lol our defense is somehow even more retarded than our offense.  No awareness of the clock.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


Son of Spam

They left an "R" off of Sorey's name.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Fuck you Sorey.

Only a moron who's never seen us play would say, "there's really no reason to snap this before the two minute warning."

You could see that free five yards coming a mile away.

Natty_Ice

does anyone doubt if they get another easy 6 before half?
Things of that nature

Snorts

We can't handle pressure. Either the QB doesnt see it, or the protection collapses. Or both.
Death, Taxes, and the Razorbacks.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Snorts on Nov 15, 2025, 01:06 PMWe can't handle pressure. Either the QB doesnt see it, or the protection collapses. Or both.
We can't stop pressure from happening.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Throws it to a motionless receiver with a defender standing next to him, and almost makes it another INT
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Green finally made a good read on the option!
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."