Happy Thanksgiving Woopiggians

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#40
Nov 27, 2025, 07:47 AM
Happy Turkey Day fuckers.

Hognrock

#41
Nov 27, 2025, 08:58 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 26, 2025, 05:15 PMSS we're gonna need a review...

https://x.com/Bourbonbabbe/status/1993452804636393661?t=mODAAeubLxcpQB8RESTm4Q&s=19



I've heard they are decent. After smoking my first turkey 5 years ago I won't do it a different way. It was moist with good smoky flavor. 

I also agree that Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.

HTL

#42
Nov 27, 2025, 09:15 AM
I cheated this year and got a smoked turkey from Blue Ember.

red death

#43
Nov 27, 2025, 09:46 AM
Happy Thanksgiving all.

Hope you enjoy your day and remember to drink too much and fight with everyone about politics.

This is the year you'll get them straightened out.
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

HogOfWar

#45
Nov 27, 2025, 10:08 AM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 27, 2025, 05:56 AMStart dropping hints about the new weight loss drugs to her...

"Have you heard about that new drug called Ozumapok?"  Make sure to mispronounce it to play innocent and well-meaning.  Just crush that bitches self esteem

Good idea. Thanks!
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

mr.zorak

#46
Nov 27, 2025, 10:43 AM
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr6AKqY6/

My NSFW NFL gift for you all...
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Hogfan58

#47
Nov 27, 2025, 11:02 AM
My wife is from Milwaukee, she made a fucking jello mold. Raspberry jello with raspberries inside.

Happy Thanksgiving!
I need help and I know it.

mr.zorak

#48
Nov 27, 2025, 11:04 AM
Quote from: Hognrock on Nov 27, 2025, 08:58 AMI've heard they are decent. After smoking my first turkey 5 years ago I won't do it a different way. It was moist with good smoky flavor. 

I also agree that Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.
We got one of those Popeyes turkeys last year.  It was good.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

mde114

#49
Nov 27, 2025, 11:38 AM
Today won't be complete without someone posting a picture of crockpot cornbread dressing!

BASS

#50
Nov 27, 2025, 12:30 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 27, 2025, 11:02 AMMy wife is from Milwaukee, she made a fucking jello mold. Raspberry jello with raspberries inside.

Happy Thanksgiving!
:puke:
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

#51
Nov 27, 2025, 01:20 PM
I don't talk to Mom's family anymore, and we haven't for years.  Dad's side of the family doesn't do Thanksgiving anymore because everyone is off doing their own thing.  Dad's gone, and Mom's in the hospital with a staph infection... so I'm smoking a prime rib for myself and the dogs.

At least when the extended family does get together in Carlisle we know not to bring crock pot dressing and jello molds.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#52
Nov 27, 2025, 01:22 PM
Quote from: Hognrock on Nov 27, 2025, 08:58 AMI've heard they are decent. After smoking my first turkey 5 years ago I won't do it a different way. It was moist with good smoky flavor. 

I also agree that Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.

Smoked turkey is the way.  Years ago some guys at the Ozark fire department showed me their method of cutting the smoked turkey into strips and then dropping those in the deep fryer. 

Highly recommend.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

#53
Nov 27, 2025, 01:23 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 27, 2025, 11:02 AMMy wife is from Milwaukee, she made a fucking jello mold. Raspberry jello with raspberries inside.

Happy Thanksgiving!
The price of marrying a yankee.
Well, shit...

DRYANKNPULL

#54
Nov 27, 2025, 01:59 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 27, 2025, 01:20 PMI don't talk to Mom's family anymore, and we haven't for years.  Dad's side of the family doesn't do Thanksgiving anymore because everyone is off doing their own thing.  Dad's gone, and Mom's in the hospital with a staph infection... so I'm smoking a prime rib for myself and the dogs.

At least when the extended family does get together in Carlisle we know not to bring crock pot dressing and jello molds.

I'm kind of in the same boat. My mom is gone and my dad's family doesn't invite me. I killed a limit of ducks this morning, ate spam and eggs for lunch and I have a blow job arriving at 6. Happy Thanksgiving woopiggers.

BleedinRed

#55
Nov 27, 2025, 01:59 PM
Fried turkey here. I cut it up like you would a chicken, season it, and then fry in peanut oil.  Fantastic.  

I prefer a smoked turkey but the wife likes fried.  

Son of Spam

#56
Nov 27, 2025, 02:00 PM
Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Nov 27, 2025, 01:59 PMI'm kind of in the same boat. My mom is gone and my dad's family doesn't invite me. I killed a limit of ducks this morning, ate spam and eggs for lunch and I have a blow job arriving at 6. Happy Thanksgiving woopiggers.
Hell, I am coming to your house for Thanksgiving!
Well, shit...

buff2.0

#57
Nov 27, 2025, 02:03 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 27, 2025, 02:00 PMHell, I am coming to your house for Thanksgiving!

Apparently he'll be upset if you're not there at 6.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Pumpkin Escobar

#58
Nov 27, 2025, 02:06 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 27, 2025, 02:00 PMHell, I am coming to your house for Thanksgiving!


You'll be there at 6?  :D
An rud nach leigheasann im ná uisce beatha níl aon leigheas air.

Pumpkin Escobar

#59
Nov 27, 2025, 02:07 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 27, 2025, 11:02 AMMy wife is from Milwaukee, she made a fucking jello mold. Raspberry jello with raspberries inside.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Bless her Yankee heart.
An rud nach leigheasann im ná uisce beatha níl aon leigheas air.
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