Hogs @ Rebelblackbears - 8PM on SECN

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Sus-Scrofa

#20
Jan 07, 2026, 08:19 PM
We are all over them on defense tonight.  Dang.

Spiderham

#21
Jan 07, 2026, 08:20 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 07, 2026, 08:17 PMWhat a horrible camera angle. I always wondered what the tops of our players' heads looked like.
It's like the cameraman has an iPhone in the last row of the upper deck. 
Oak Grove in the house.

Pig Benis

#22
Jan 07, 2026, 08:20 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 07, 2026, 08:17 PMWhat a horrible camera angle. I always wondered what the tops of our players' heads looked like.

Homeless man's Cameron Indoor.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

DrMongoose

#23
Jan 07, 2026, 08:22 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 07, 2026, 07:32 PMI remember twice wanting us to hire him.  The most recent time when our media came out with "Well, guess we hired Calipari," I kind of forgot all about Chris Beard. 

And he thought he had gotten away from being at a football school, ah!

Is he still with the gal he choked?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Sus-Scrofa

#24
Jan 07, 2026, 08:31 PM
Pringle's best play all year 

buff2.0

#25
Jan 07, 2026, 08:32 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Jan 07, 2026, 08:22 PMAnd he thought he had gotten away from being at a football school, ah!

Is he still with the gal he choked?

Probably still trying to figure out why that was so wrong while the football assistant's stripper girlfriend had a monkey that was biting everyone
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Pig Benis

#26
Jan 07, 2026, 08:35 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 07, 2026, 08:32 PMProbably still trying to figure out why that was so wrong while the football assistant's stripper girlfriend had a monkey that was biting everyone

A friend of mine inspected a home for them. The stripper and monkey stuff is real. Fucking crazy.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

buff2.0

#27
Jan 07, 2026, 08:37 PM
Quote from: Pig Benis on Jan 07, 2026, 08:35 PMA friend of mine inspected a home for them. The stripper and monkey stuff is real. Fucking crazy.

Did he meet her?  Did she use a real name or introduce herself as "Pole Assassin"?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

#28
Jan 07, 2026, 08:38 PM
There's something off about the flow of this game. It's like every single trip, for both teams, is frantic and hectic. There's no smooth basketball flow.

Barton Fink

#29
Jan 07, 2026, 08:39 PM
OM getting the home whistle

Pig Benis

#30
Jan 07, 2026, 08:41 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 07, 2026, 08:37 PMDid he meet her?  Did she use a real name or introduce herself as "Pole Assassin"?

Oh he met her. I believe the monkey was in tow but no Jeff. I'll have to ask if he got the Assassin's given name.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Pig Benis

#31
Jan 07, 2026, 08:42 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 07, 2026, 08:38 PMThere's something off about the flow of this game. It's like every single trip, for both teams, is frantic and hectic. There's no smooth basketball flow.

Ugly as hell.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Sus-Scrofa

#32
Jan 07, 2026, 08:43 PM
They seem a little better than their record.  Doubt they can hold up for the second half.

Barton Fink

#33
Jan 07, 2026, 08:45 PM
Good finish

Show-Me Hog

#34
Jan 07, 2026, 08:48 PM
Good last few minutes. Lead just swings back and forth from 4 to 10.

Let's flip that switch and build it a little more to start the second half.

Pig Benis

#35
Jan 07, 2026, 08:49 PM
Good half for Thomas and Brazile.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

red death

#36
Jan 07, 2026, 08:52 PM
Great run to finish the half.

I have to ask.  Why does DJ Wagner play other than to give Acuff 5 minutes of rest?  He's awful.  Horrible basketball instincts.  He passes a wide open 3 to drive in among the bigs and get stuffed.  He gets beat on the ball on defense.  He had 0 points and did nothing. 

Give his 20 minutes to Sealy and you get better production. 

Cal has a huge blind spot for the kid.


"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

Show-Me Hog

#37
Jan 07, 2026, 08:53 PM
Quote from: red death on Jan 07, 2026, 08:52 PMGreat run to finish the half.

I have to ask.  Why does DJ Wagner play other than to give Acuff 5 minutes of rest?  He's awful.  Horrible basketball instincts.  He passes a wide open 3 to drive in among the bigs and get stuffed.  He gets beat on the ball on defense.  He had 0 points and did nothing. 

Give his 20 minutes to Sealy and you get better production. 

Cal has a huge blind spot for the kid.

He is certainly regressing.  He has to have a complex now that he is in comparison to Acuff, cuz he ain't nearly as good.

vegashog

#38
Jan 07, 2026, 08:54 PM
goose egg from ewin in points and rebounds. change that in the 2nd half and we should be ok.
Quote from: red death on Jan 07, 2026, 08:52 PMGive his 20 minutes to Sealy and you get better production. 
there's literally nothing in the stats that indicate that.

red death

#39
Jan 07, 2026, 08:56 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 07, 2026, 08:38 PMThere's something off about the flow of this game. It's like every single trip, for both teams, is frantic and hectic. There's no smooth basketball flow.

It's the gritty way Beard coaches.  He switches defensive looks between man and zone mid possession.  His offenses are always frenzied in the half court.  The ball never stops if you notice.  Ever.  They don't play full court fast but half court fast.
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin
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