Hogs @ Rebelblackbears - 8PM on SECN

Started by Pig Benis, Jan 07, 2026, 10:10 AM

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Pig Benis

Jan 07, 2026, 10:10 AM
Shirley they won't own us in basketball too, right? Right?

The Hogs are 4 point favorites. This is the first of back to back road games and Ole Miss sucks this year. Let's take care of business and go to Auburn.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Son of Spam

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Jan 07, 2026, 10:16 AM
Auburn will be looking to fuck someone after that debacle at eATMe. Or at least the officials. Or maybe not since the students pelted them as they were leaving the court.
Well, shit...

Barton Fink

#2
Jan 07, 2026, 11:33 AM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 07, 2026, 10:16 AMAuburn will be looking to fuck someone after that debacle at eATMe. Or at least the officials. Or maybe not since the students pelted them as they were leaving the court.
https://x.com/i/status/2008912639070470345

piglosopher

#3
Jan 07, 2026, 11:36 AM
Beard's tears.

Show-Me Hog

#4
Jan 07, 2026, 11:53 AM
The backwards over the shoulder toss for deniability. An asshole, a coward, and a bad shot all at the same time.

Guardrail

#5
Jan 07, 2026, 02:31 PM
Quote from: Pig Benis on Jan 07, 2026, 10:10 AM... and Ole Miss sucks this year.
Aw man. Now you've done it. They'll have some freshman come off the bench and go 10/12 on 3 pt attempts and bury us, just for tempting the basketball Fates.
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Pig Benis

#6
Jan 07, 2026, 02:42 PM
Quote from: Guardrail on Jan 07, 2026, 02:31 PMAw man. Now you've done it. They'll have some freshman come off the bench and go 10/12 on 3 pt attempts and bury us, just for tempting the basketball Fates.

Apologies. I'll bet Ole Miss ML to rectify it.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Lurk

#7
Jan 07, 2026, 02:45 PM
If we rebound, we'll run them out of the gym.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

BASS

#8
Jan 07, 2026, 02:46 PM
Quote from: Guardrail on Jan 07, 2026, 02:31 PMAw man. Now you've done it. They'll have some freshman come off the bench and go 10/12 on 3 pt attempts and bury us, just for tempting the basketball Fates.

no worries, i'm stopping by kfc to get a bucket of extra crispy to sacrifice to jobu.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

#9
Jan 07, 2026, 07:32 PM
Quote from: piglosopher on Jan 07, 2026, 11:36 AMBeard's tears.

I remember twice wanting us to hire him.  The most recent time when our media came out with "Well, guess we hired Calipari," I kind of forgot all about Chris Beard. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

#10
Jan 07, 2026, 08:09 PM
Have we started? I don't see an icon on the ESPN app yet.

Cardiac Hog

#11
Jan 07, 2026, 08:10 PM
I can watch A State but not the Hogs because fuckwads on ESPN app didn't flip a switch!!

buff2.0

#12
Jan 07, 2026, 08:14 PM
I got the sudden urge to bet on Oaklawn's app.

But I won't.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#13
Jan 07, 2026, 08:15 PM
Mark Cope gonna get to finish the season at this rate?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Pig Benis

#14
Jan 07, 2026, 08:16 PM
It came on SECN about 5 minutes ago
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Show-Me Hog

#15
Jan 07, 2026, 08:16 PM
I went to the "channels" part of the app and picked SEC Network and here we are.

Hognrock

#16
Jan 07, 2026, 08:17 PM
This feels like a pig in slop type game that Richmond will thrive in.

Show-Me Hog

#17
Jan 07, 2026, 08:17 PM
What a horrible camera angle. I always wondered what the tops of our players' heads looked like.

buff2.0

#18
Jan 07, 2026, 08:18 PM
Did Ole Miss sell their light bulbs to fund football NIL?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Pig Benis

#19
Jan 07, 2026, 08:19 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 07, 2026, 08:15 PMMark Cope gonna get to finish the season at this rate?

They are horrible and I'm here for it. Wish I had waited a couple more weeks before buying tickets to our game on seatgeek though.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.
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