Super Bowl LX

Started by vegashog, Feb 08, 2026, 04:23 PM

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BASS

Gotta give mvp to the kicker
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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BASS

Maye has to own the worst super bowl performance by a QB. And it ain't close.
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Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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buff2.0

No QB is going to do much with this shitty blocking. He'll learn from it.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on Feb 08, 2026, 09:00 PMMaye has to own the worst super bowl performance by a QB. And it ain't close.
He has been holding the ball way too long.
Well, shit...

vegashog

seattle was the victim of the worst play call in super bowl history. i guess they deserve this one.

Thin Red Swine

Henry was looking for someone to Heave it to!

RIP, AC. 

Cornhogio

That "He Gets Us" was pretty good.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

BASS

Best punt in super bowl history?
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Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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BASS

At the super bowl parade I hope Sam Darnold says "Sam Darnold is a bust. Sam Darnold is washed up. Sam Darnold sucks. Sam Darnold can't win the big game. Sam Darnold says 'fuck you, I'm Sam Darnold and I just won the fucking super bowl.'"
Fuck your feelings
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BASS

Next week all the kids in Africa will celebrate another patriots super bowl win.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

Who would have ever thought she'd go crazy and play with kitchen knives?

Jordan and Bird playing horse is still peak.

https://x.com/popculture2000s/status/2020351404590919723?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

Just googled to see who won and apparently it was Bad Bunney's "historic super bowl halftime show". LULZ...holy shit our media is such propaganda. To be completely honest it could have been a bad ass performance and still be shit as far as I'm concerned.

The TPUSA show got 5 million viewers which probably means it was a lot more than that and they won't admit it. I missed it was watching something on tv and was trying to time it just right but by the time I got over to it the 3rd quarter was about to start. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Guardrail

I saw someone post on the facepage "how much of a snowflake do you have to be to have to have an alternate halftime show?"
I guess about as much as having to have a separate "national anthem"
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

animal

In fairness this isn't anything overly new....we've had the Puppy Bowl and Fish Bowl for years. Mostly stuff for kids. I think MTV had something way back when people still watched MTV but I don't really remember much about it.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

If we're going to be a degenerate society we need a scissor bowl next year.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Quote from: BleedinRed on Feb 08, 2026, 07:41 PMWe will also hear that the TPUSA show broke the internet streaming records. 

Quote from: animal on Feb 09, 2026, 06:04 AMThe TPUSA show got 5 million viewers which probably means it was a lot more than that and they won't admit it.


https://x.com/AndrewKolvet/status/2020721839631225101

So let it begin...

HogOfWar

Quote from: animal on Feb 09, 2026, 06:28 AMIn fairness this isn't anything overly new....we've had the Puppy Bowl and Fish Bowl for years. Mostly stuff for kids. I think MTV had something way back when people still watched MTV but I don't really remember much about it.

I remember they would do Celebrity Death Match SB half time episodes.

WWF would have half time matches as well. The Rock and Man Kind was one.
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DirkPiggler

I have to admit I choked up a bit at Kid Rock's last verse to Til You Can't. 

My wife was horrified to learn that I knew all the words to Bawitdaba.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

vegashog

both of them were a bunch of bad lip syncing.

the halftime show isn't for the fans that watch the game, just the opposite. it's to get a bunch of people that don't give a shit about football to tune in so the networks can sell those $5 million ad spots. marketing 101.

buff2.0

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Feb 09, 2026, 08:08 AMI have to admit I choked up a bit at Kid Rock's last verse to Til You Can't. 

My wife was horrified to learn that I knew all the words to Bawitdaba.

You should be happy to know it's available now

https://music.apple.com/us/album/til-you-cant/1875354792?i=1875354793
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."