Super Bowl LX

Started by vegashog, Feb 08, 2026, 04:23 PM

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buff2.0

Quote from: razor5396 on Feb 08, 2026, 08:10 PMPretty epic, but remember, they used a tranny to sponsor their beer.

Seems like they fired everyone involved.  That team refused to listen to everyone else in the organization that said "Don't."
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Snorts

Quote from: buff2.0 on Feb 08, 2026, 08:11 PMAt some point one of these Patriots receivers is going to have to make the catch.
You would think. But the Pats look outmatched.
Death, Taxes, and the Razorbacks.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: mde114 on Feb 08, 2026, 08:03 PMThese ads really needed a Don Draper to step in.

He was in the last round, for Ritz crackers.

BASS

That should do it.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

Did McDaniels just call the first smoke draw in SB history?

buff2.0

It wasn't that long ago that you glued yourself to the TV during the commercials for fear of missing one of many absolute bangers.

Now, no absolute bangers.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Frauds. Getting to play the Jets and Dolphins four times and this overall:


   •   Opponent Win %: .429 (124-165).
   •   Strength of Schedule: Ranked as the second easiest since 2002, with a .391 SOS in some reports.
   •   Key Matchups: The team played only three games against opponents that finished with a winning record (Buffalo Bills twice, Pittsburgh Steelers once).

razor5396

Quote from: buff2.0 on Feb 08, 2026, 08:23 PMIt wasn't that long ago that you glued yourself to the TV during the commercials for fear of missing one of many absolute bangers.

Now, no absolute bangers.

The Hollywood corporate suits got involved. Those old commercials from the 80s and 90s were created by real artists who wanted to create something memorable. Today, the commercials are suppose to be inoffensive and appeal to everyone. Its the same thing that has happened to everything else corporate dispshits get their hands on: Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, etc.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

This is a shitty SB. I would rather watch paint dry.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Nice touch playing the Soundgarden after the Seattle TD
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

razor5396

Super Bowl MVP
She was in like 4 commercials, that is hard to do

buff2.0

Back to back dimes
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

What a catch. Can't defend it any better than that without a flag.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

I'm excited for Cadillac in f1. I hope they don't suck.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

Almost never see anyone in the NFL throwing deep on 3rd and 11 any more. I respect that at least.

Cornhogio

Quote from: BASS on Feb 08, 2026, 08:38 PMI'm excited for Cadillac in f1. I hope they don't suck.

That commercial was tight.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

buff2.0

Maye with the INT. Just a bad throw.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Drake May might be the MVP.

For the winning Seahawks.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on Feb 08, 2026, 08:49 PMMaye with the INT. Just a bad throw.

Just one of a dozen.

He's not quite ready for prime time.