Hogs vs Howlin n Shit—game 2

Started by Son of Spam, Feb 25, 2026, 02:58 PM

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Son of Spam

I will attempt PBP. May have to piss sometime between innings. We shall see.
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Son of Spam

#1
Top of the first. DeCremer on the mound.

Quiller leads off. Grounds out to second. (Souza playing second, Kozeal on the bench)

Walton flies out to the track in right center. 2 away.

Engskov grounds out on a nice play by Pompey at third.

0-? Mid first.
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Son of Spam

#2
Bottom of the first. Maloney on the bump. RHP.

Niu leads off. Flies out to right center.

Helfrick walks.

Robinett at 3-1. Pitcher throws it away on a throw to first and the runner takes second. Full count now. Walks. Runners at first and second, 1 out.

Aloy singles to center. Run scores. Robinett falls headed to third but after running into the SS. Still makes third. Runners at the corners. 1-0 Hogs.

Souza hits into a 4-6-3 DP.

Hogs lead 1-0 after 1.
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Son of Spam

#3
Top of the second.

Griffis up. Goes down looking. :sitdown:

Houseworth goes down looking. :sitdown:
Cross Dresser (Jumper) flies out to right center. Who names their kid Cross Jumper?

Hogs up 1-0 mid second.
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Son of Spam

#4
Bottom of the second.

Stewart leads off. Singles to left.

Pompey flies out to short left. 1 away.

Turner goes down on a check swing, 2 away.

Brumbaugh goes down swinging.

1-0 Hogs after 2.
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Son of Spam

#5
Top of the third.

Campbell leads off. Grounds out to second.

Torres lines out on a jumping catch by Souza. 2 away.

Amundson grounds out to third.

1-0 mid third.
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Son of Spam

#6
Bottom of the third.

Niu singles up the middle.

Helfrick lines into a 5-3 DP. 2 away.

Robinett runs the count full. Singles to right center.

Aloy flies out to short in short left.

And we strand another base runner. Our montra this year.

1-0 after 3.
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Son of Spam

#7
Top of the fourth.

Quiller grounds out to third. Pompey may not hit, but he has a cannon for an arm. 1 away.

Walton runs the count full. Goes down looking. :sitdown:

Engskov bounces one off of Brumbaugh at short. Runner ends up at second.

50 pitches for DeCremer and he is looking good, but DVH pulls him. Pitching change....Eaves coming in.

Griffis grounds out to short.

1-0 mid 4.
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Son of Spam

#8
Bottom of the fourth. Ashford WHP in for the Wolfs.

Souza leads off. Flies out to short center on the first pitch.

Stewart goes down swinging.

Pompey goes down swinging.

1-0 after 4.
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Son of Spam

#9
Top of the fifth.

Houseworth leads off. Ends up on first on E-3.

Jumper takes a ball inside. Gets by Helfrick. Runner moves to second. Goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Campbell goes down swinging. :sitdown: 2 away.

Torres walks. Runners at first and second.

Amundson up. Grounds to short. The throw goes to second for the force.

Hogs up 1-0 mid 5.
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Son of Spam

#10
Bottom of the fifth.

Turner up. Singles on a bunt.  Under review about the running line. The ball was knocked out of the first baseman's glove. Safe after review.

Brumbaugh with a sac bunt. Runner moves to second. 1 away.

Pitching change....Weimer RHP in.

Niu goes down swinging. 2 away.

Helfrick runs the count full. Walks. Runners at first and second, 2 outs.

Robinett grounds out 1-3.

Hogs lead 1-0 after 5. Our MO seems to be to score 1 run in the first and shit the bed the rest of the game.
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BleedinRed

This is a really painful game to watch.

Sus-Scrofa

RickB in the look at me seats.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Feb 25, 2026, 04:37 PMRickB in the look at me seats.
There is no camera he is ashamed to be in front of.
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Son of Spam

#14
Top of the sixth.

Quiller goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Walton grounds out to short. 2 away.

Engskov grounds out to short. Nice play by  Brumbaugh.

1-0 mid 6
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buff2.0

When do we get a 4-0 lead or something more commensurate with our status as a blue-ish blood? 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Feral

Quote from: Son of Spam on Feb 25, 2026, 04:21 PMHogs lead 1-0 after 5. Our MO seems to be to score 1 run in the first and shit the bed the rest of the game.

This.

Same script every game.

Score runs in the first, strand a shitload of runners, and hit a bunch of rollover grounders.

Son of Spam

#17
Bottom of the sixth.

Aloy leads off. Goes down swinging UGLY.  Ball three feet off the plate.

Souza walks.

Stewart swings and misses. Souza steals second. Stewart bounces one off the pitcher, but is thrown out at first. Runner takes third. 2 away.

Pompey grounds out to third.

And we leave another RISP. Hogs lead 1-0 after 6.
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Feral

Remember when the chuds in our fan base were crowing about how we need to leave Nate alone after the OSU game?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Son of Spam

#19
Top of the seventh.

Griffis leads off. Goes down looking. :sitdown:

Pitching change....Coil in.

Houseworth goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Jumper goes down swinging. :sitdown:

That's a steak dinner winner! Congrats animal! You are the first this year to buy one of our PBP guys a steak dinner. Details will follow.

1-0 mid 7.


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