NCAA - Big Dance Thread of Champions

Started by Guardrail, Mar 15, 2026, 02:56 PM

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buff2.0

That's just trying to make sure another 1 seed absolutely does not get knocked out.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Guardrail

If they assign Shows to our game, I may actually put money on Arizona to win and cover.
Easy money. You know he's just giddy at the possibility of calling our game.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

mr.zorak

#842
Quote from: Guardrail on Mar 24, 2026, 08:01 PMIf they assign Shows to our game, I may actually put money on Arizona to win and cover.
Easy money. You know he's just giddy at the possibility of calling our game.
For me it's the thought of a Pat Adams game that makes me wince.

At least KY is out so Shows won't have his boys to post up with...
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

BASS

acuff is better than this braden smith bitch at purdue and it ain't close.  in the espn match by match evaluation, jay bilas called smith the best pg in college basketball.  fuck you jay bilas.  maybe you should go talk to stephen a smith.
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Cornhogio

These moving screens are awful.  Can't call a guard for fighting over if the screener doesn't have to be stationary.
Never squat with your spurs on!

BASS

t-mark doing things.  i will absolutely never root for texas.  but it would be nice to beat their asses and make their momma's cry after they see what the razorbacks did to them in the elite 8. 
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Sus-Scrofa

This game is being played in real time.

buff2.0

Quote from: BASS on Mar 26, 2026, 06:18 PMacuff is better than this braden smith bitch at purdue and it ain't close.  in the espn match by match evaluation, jay bilas called smith the best pg in college basketball.  fuck you jay bilas.  maybe you should go talk to stephen a smith.

Bilas probably thinks Painter is the best coach in the tournament too
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

iowa played almost 6 minutes before their 1st rebound.  that is hard to do.
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Show-Me Hog

Texas is like us during the Muss years or last year, enough talent and scoring to make a run in the tournament, even after a regular season that wasn't that great.

BASS

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BleedinRed

Fuck that Muppets Beaker looking mother fucking center.  Throwing elbows every time he gets the ball. 

BASS

what the what? iowa has 4 white boys on the court.  and nebraska has 4 white boys on the court.  is it 1963?
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buff2.0

Quote from: BASS on Mar 26, 2026, 06:49 PMwhat the what? iowa has 4 white boys on the court.  and nebraska has 4 white boys on the court.  is it 1963?

Exciting Whites vs Premium Crackers
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

#857
Quote from: buff2.0 on Mar 26, 2026, 06:55 PMExciting Whites vs Premium Crackers

iowa decided to give us a 3rd brother on the court.  well, he's half black anyway.
Fuck your feelings
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DirkPiggler

Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Show-Me Hog

Being a short white guard is acceptable. Being the coach's son, it starts to get a little questionable.

But the headband? That's way, way too much. Give me a fucking break.