The Masters

Started by Spiderham, Mar 30, 2026, 08:36 PM

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Reed starts with 3 birdies through 3.

I guess they felt bad for these guys and softened the greens up overnight.
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Lowry with a hole in one on 6.

Only the 7th all time at the Masters at 6.
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Cam young now 5 under through 10

Haotong Li 5 under through 9

Li damn near holed it out on 10

Lowry 4 under through 8
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Scottie with a bogey free 65. Could have been a 62
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It's remarkable that Rory is almost dead last in fairways hit, yet holds a 3 shot lead. However, those putts and chips aren't falling so far today.

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This is one of the more exciting rounds of golf I've ever watched.
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Cam Young is en fuego. Throwing fucking darts.
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Quote from: BASS on Apr 11, 2026, 04:00 PMCam Young is en fuego. Throwing fucking darts.

Kiss of death.

And then another dart to get away with a 6.
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And Rory into the water on 11. Wow. This round is great sport and drama.

And there's Day with a 4th straight birdie.
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Wow. Li hit a BASS shot.

And Rory hit a BASS putt.
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What a fucking putt Cameron Young.
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Rory took that hand off the trophy and stuck it up his ass, alongside his head.

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Amen Corner claims another victim. Have no idea what Rory is doing on par 5s
I need help and I know it.

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No one is mistake free today on the leaderboard until you get to Scottie.
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It's still his tournament to lose. Just like last year.


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Unbelievable shot from the trees by Rory.
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I'm rooting for cam young. He's American and he's not a corndog.
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I've just decided Rory is my favorite golfer of all time. Maybe it's my Irish roots.

I want him to win all of them.

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The course seems to be set up for a lot of birdies for the afternoon groups. Been a lot so far.

Get your popcorn ready.
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So far today:

Par 4 eagles: 3
Par 5 eagles: 0

Edit: spieth just eagled 13
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