The Masters

Started by Spiderham, Mar 30, 2026, 08:36 PM

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Spiderham

Chills...
https://x.com/shootermcgavin/status/2038762395263254963?s=61&t=Y0HnJInXBN48z6WJDbQHzQ

My favorite two weeks of the year.   Great weather, Final Four, The Masters.
Oak Grove in the house.

Cornhogio

Matsuyama's caddie at The Masters somehow makes the pollen thick.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Son of Spam

Marin (ex female Hog golfer) leading the women's amateur tourney.
Well, shit...

bogeyfree

Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 01, 2026, 01:13 PMMarin (ex female Hog golfer) leading the women's amateur tourney.
Two other girls from Arkansas in it too.  One from Springdale CC(my club) and another from N Little Rock.  Grace Kilcrease and Mackenzie Lee respectfully. 

arreferee

Quote from: bogeyfree on Apr 01, 2026, 01:37 PMMackenzie Lee


Does she have an older brother named Hyun-je Lee?  He would be about 26 now and was beating everyone in summer golf in Arkansas when my kids were playing. I think he went to Harding on a golf scholarship. 

BASS

Schauffele hit a drive into the gallery that ended up in a lady's bag from the merch shop. 

On 11 DeChambeau took 3 shots to get out of the bunker.

Scottie eagles 2, drives the green on 3.  Throwing darts.

Rory went on a tear, birdying 5 of 8 holes 8-15.
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jdcatty

So what did Macintire do to stir up shit this afternoon?  Missed it
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

mr.zorak

Quote from: jdcatty on Apr 09, 2026, 09:32 PMSo what did Macintire do to stir up shit this afternoon?  Missed it
He played poorly, but he made up for it by acting like a boor, especially on 15.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-15720673/robert-macintyre-masters-middle-finger-augusta.html
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

BASS

greens are playing tough today, only going to get worse as the course heats up and dries out and the winds pick up.
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BASS

Jordan Spieth hit a drive left into the gallery, hit a guy in the hand and knocked his sandwich out of his hand and diverted his ball back into the fairway.  Spieth signed a golf glove and gave it to the guy. 
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Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on Apr 10, 2026, 11:25 AMJordan Spieth hit a drive left into the gallery, hit a guy in the hand and knocked his sandwich out of his hand and diverted his ball back into the fairway.  Spieth signed a golf glove and gave it to the guy. 
He didn't buy him another sandwich? What a dick.
Well, shit...

BASS

well, the greens don't seem to have gotten any worse than they were this morning, must not have watered them much last night.
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Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 10, 2026, 01:30 PMHe didn't buy him another sandwich? What a dick.
Hey, a dollar fifty is a dollar fifty.

BASS

Hey ESPN!  I have an idea for you, CBS, NBC and whomever else shows the golf majors; have 4 different broadcasts that we can have in a multiview all day long.

I have the ESPN broadcast on my tv, Masters.com Featured Groups broadcast on my laptop.
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BASS

these guys playing in the afternoon are doing much better on the greens than the guys playing this morning.  i did not expect that.
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rzrbkfan69

Quote from: BASS on Apr 10, 2026, 03:13 PMHey ESPN!  I have an idea for you, CBS, NBC and whomever else shows the golf majors; have 4 different broadcasts that we can have in a multiview all day long.

I have the ESPN broadcast on my tv, Masters.com Featured Groups broadcast on my laptop.

ESPN does have that on the app.

Thin Red Swine

Rory is about to put one hand on the trophy.


Hognrock

He was on fire today.

He completely overshadowed a really good round by Cameron Young

BASS

#18
Scottie on a tear, 5 under through 10, still 7 off the lead.

Edit: 6 under through 11.

Those are video game numbers with these greens.

Cam young with a hell of a chip in on 4
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Hogfan58

I need help and I know it.