The Masters

Started by Spiderham, Mar 30, 2026, 08:36 PM

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BASS

Haha, suck it corndog
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

What a break of luck for young, way right into the trees and it ricochets off a tree trunk back into the fairway.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Lowry with a BASS shot
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Justin Rose with a hand on the trophy at 45 years old.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Tyrell hatton having a day
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

#45
Rose, tied for the lead, hits a BASS shot on 12.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Rose taken down by amen corner. Bogey on 11 and 12.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

Three more swings.


EDIT: Jinxed that first one. One more chip and two more swings.

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

The Whyte Boar

One more putt dropped and Scheffler would have had this thing.

Thin Red Swine

I really put the voodoo on him.

Just play for bogey.

Thin Red Swine

Never a doubt!

He almost always almost loses.

jdcatty

Rory has the monkey off his back. He could win more Masters.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Thin Red Swine

I'd set 10/1 odds for next year right now.

jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.