2026 NFL SEASON Official Mega Thread

Started by HughJasole, May 11, 2026, 11:31 AM

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BASS

I don't get it. What is the significance of the broken folding table in Buffalo?

Is there some story there like Thurman Thomas pushing Jim Kelly through a table in the locker room?
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vegashog

it's a tailgating ritual to jump on a folding table when they're nice and liquored up.

SwahiliSteve

Tony Romo arrested in Milwaukee for driving drunk.
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HogOfWar

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jul 24, 2026, 02:10 PMTony Romo arrested in Milwaukee for driving drunk.

:maundoed:

Well, Milwaukee is known for a certain liquid.
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DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

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Texzilla

Quote from: DrMongoose on Jul 25, 2026, 04:30 PMDamn. If I win the powerball I am buying into a pro team

https://x.com/andrewbrandt/status/2081004391084015917?s=46&t=6uNMWI6PFOkxijXNhEuvSA

Some owners like Mike brown in Cincy are stupid about other revenue.  Jerry pulls a billion a year out of ATT and he doesn't own it.  That doesn't count the star revenue.  Or all the licensing or logo sales. 

Texzilla

Eric Bienemy's wife shot multiple times in Virginia.  He's in Missouri at camp.  Sold being held. 

HogOfWar

Quote from: Texzilla on Jul 27, 2026, 11:10 AMEric Bienemy's wife shot multiple times in Virginia.  He's in Missouri at camp.  Sold being held. 

Reid chimed in. I guess from experience.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49462234/sources-wife-chiefs-eric-bieniemy-shot-couple-home

"These kinds of things happen, but there's always a blessing in there somewhere," Reid said. "I know things will work out. The most important thing is that EB has an opportunity to spend some time [with his family] and take care of that business.
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Show-Me Hog

I will never not see MAGA Thread whenever this thread has a post.

animal

Browns OC thinks Taylen is "Smart" and his scored two tds plus he's not Watson or Shadeur so he's got that going for him.


Raiders like Mike Washington Jr who is highest rated RB in preseason


that's all I got right now.
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vegashog

washington and jeanty could end up being a good backfield for da raiduhs.

Loma

The commentators on the NFL network are probably getting paid $100 a night. They are not good.

HogOfWar

Why are they trying to push women's flag football? They should have push lingerie football if they wanted to make women's sports besides tennis and sand volleyball appeal to the masses.
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HogOfWar

This dual broadcast of the cowgirl/Cardinals and the ending of the Patriots/Eagles is bullshit. Can't see anything. Maybe don't schedule the games so close like airlines try to do with connecting flights.
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dhog

Quote from: vegashog on Aug 21, 2026, 06:20 PMwashington and jeanty could end up being a good backfield for da raiduhs.

Just saw Jenty left practice today with apparent knee injury

dhog

Quote from: dhog on Aug 23, 2026, 06:50 PMJust saw Jenty left practice today with apparent knee injury

Edit: saying now an ankle and not too serious.

Texzilla

Quote from: dhog on Aug 23, 2026, 10:54 PMEdit: saying now an ankle and not too serious.

Washington will eventually be RB1 whether it's from being more effective than jenty or jenty being in a weekly car wreck and hurt. 

vegashog

the pro bowl is no more.

players will still be 'honored' but that seems to be because there are still incentives for them being named as such. i bet the next cba will probably end those.

Show-Me Hog

It's been dead for quite a few years. I literally know no one who watched the games of slow motion two hand touch.

GeoHogsGeo

Pro Bowl should've been dead decades ago. I think bringing back and incorporating skills competition would be something people might tune in to see.
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