World Cup

Started by Hogfan58, Jun 06, 2026, 01:49 PM

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SwahiliSteve

I'm done with World Cup. Aliens did invade and no players were taken. wtf

Instead an earthquake hit Venezuela
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

jdcatty

I've noticed the players talk to each other quite a bit.  Not sure what they are talking about, or how they do it with the language differences.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: jdcatty on Jun 24, 2026, 09:21 PMI've noticed the players talk to each other quite a bit.  Not sure what they are talking about, or how they do it with the language differences.
they're just calling each other retards in different languages
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

HOGSRUNWILD

They are such soft-ass pussies that if they cover their mouth while insulting other players, they get a red card. 

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/49156950/paraguay-almiron-one-game-ban-covering-mouth

Just when you thought the sport couldn't get more fruity.

Thin Red Swine

Just once, I'd love to hear Alexi Lalas say, "I don't have anything to add."

Oral diarrhea is a serious disease.


Barton Fink

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jun 25, 2026, 05:32 PMJust once, I'd love to hear Alexi Lalas say, "I don't have anything to add."

Oral diarrhea is a serious disease.



Spot on

Hogfan58

Almost a whole different starting 11 for us tonight.

Bosnia is round of 32 opponent on July 1
I need help and I know it.

Hogfan58

Turk-E-A

I still can't handle the "new" pronunciation.
I need help and I know it.

Barton Fink

Countries now have pronouns I guess.

Barton Fink

I didn't know David Byrne was coaching the Turkia soccer team.

Hogfan58

Our anthem sounds WAY too fast
I need help and I know it.

One Quarter

We should impose upon every other nation that, in their own languages and even in their own homes, they must refer to us as "the United States".  None of this "Estados Unidos", "Etats-Unis", or 美国 bullshit.

Barton Fink


BleedinRed

Just turned on the game as the ball was going into the net for Turkey Lite.  Sorry. 

Hogfan58

We won't win another game
I need help and I know it.

Barton Fink

Second unit sucks

HOGSRUNWILD

Stepping on our own dicks, have some pride fellas.

jdcatty

Why is it that the officials always look like the most fit guys on the field?
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

DrMongoose

Turkeya who looked absolutely awful in their first 2 matches looks like a real team tonight. Are they playing out of their minds or are we maybe not as good as we want to believe (getting caught up in the moment? )

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Barton Fink