World Cup

Started by Hogfan58, Jun 06, 2026, 01:49 PM

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Show-Me Hog

Quote from: One Quarter on Jul 12, 2026, 01:09 PMWhich part of the paragraph bases its conclusion on one of its premises?  It's binary: either the pass receiver is offside or he isn't.  If he's offside, the play is dead and it's a turnover.  During an obvious goalscoring opportunity, the field ref often lets play continue after the line judge raises the flag because it's better left to VAR at that point.

Imagine a football team on offense at the opposing one yard line.  They line up and punch it in, and everyone celebrates!  Then we all see a flag was thrown, because the right tackle was offside during the snap.  Is that "touchdown nullification", or just a dead ball penalty?

So the 100,000 times a basketball announcer has said "they disallow the basket because the foul occurred prior to the shot", they were all incorrect because there was never any basket to begin with?

I understand exactly what you're saying, and it's semantics but you're not using language in the way normal people use it.

Lurk

I'm sure FIFA will look into changing the rules because boomers who watch once every four years are pointing out how to improve the game.
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Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Lurk on Jul 12, 2026, 01:22 PMI'm sure FIFA will look into changing the rules because boomers who watch once every four years are pointing out how to improve the game.

I have it on good authority that Gianni Infantino is really OQ. So hope springs eternal.

Spiderham

"I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're in here talking about soccer. I mean listen, we're talking about soccer. Not football, not football, not a game — we're talking about soccer. Not a game, not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last, but we're talking about soccer, man. How silly is that?

We're talking about soccer. Not a game. Not a game. Not a game. We're talking about soccer. Not the game I put everything on the line for — soccer. We're sitting here, I'm supposed to be the franchise guy, and we're talking about soccer, man.

I mean, how in the world can I make my teammates better by playing soccer?"
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Barton Fink

It feels like offsides is a bigger issue because it often takes away scoring in a low scoring sport. A goal taken away from an offsides call has a larger impact than questionable call in most other sports.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Barton Fink on Jul 12, 2026, 02:54 PMIt feels like offsides is a bigger issue because it often takes away scoring in a low scoring sport. A goal taken away from an offsides call has a larger impact than questionable call in most other sports.

There are no goals taken away by offsides. They're the Kaiser Soze of plays. *poof* they never existed.

Cornhogio

I believe that the offsides rule should be changed such that the offensive player must be completely past the defender to apply offside.  This would make the offside trap much more difficult to employ, and would allow for more open play. 
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BleedinRed

Quote from: Spiderham on Jul 12, 2026, 02:03 PM"I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're in here talking about soccer. I mean listen, we're talking about soccer. Not football, not football, not a game — we're talking about soccer. Not a game, not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last, but we're talking about soccer, man. How silly is that?

We're talking about soccer. Not a game. Not a game. Not a game. We're talking about soccer. Not the game I put everything on the line for — soccer. We're sitting here, I'm supposed to be the franchise guy, and we're talking about soccer, man.

I mean, how in the world can I make my teammates better by playing soccer?"
Cool rant Ted.  

TC

Quote from: Cornhogio on Jul 12, 2026, 03:48 PMI believe that the offsides rule should be changed such that the offensive player must be completely past the defender to apply offside.  This would make the offside trap much more difficult to employ, and would allow for more open play. 

Agreed. This shit where a guys forehead was over the line is just goofy. And to Barton's point, it's even goofier because we're not talking an 8-6 ballgame here. These matches are often settled 1-0 or 2-1.

buff2.0

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SwahiliSteve

Why are the games Tuesday and Wednesday at fucking 1pm.
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BleedinRed

Because its soccer and hardly anyone cares.

BASS

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jul 13, 2026, 03:39 PMWhy are the games Tuesday and Wednesday at fucking 1pm.

so all the people in europe can watch the games live without staying up until 2 am.
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rzrbkfan69

I'm glad. Now I can watch them while f'n off at work, and it won't interfere with stuff on that night, like the mlb all star game Tuesday night.

Hogfan58

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jul 13, 2026, 03:39 PMWhy are the games Tuesday and Wednesday at fucking 1pm.

The Tues game is because Fox is broadcasting the all-star game that night
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Hogfan58

Spain up 2-0, France collapsing like it's 1940
I need help and I know it.

egregious

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Jul 14, 2026, 03:25 PMSpain up 2-0, France collapsing like it's 1940

I forget my history.  Spain just played an intrasquad game instead of entering the big match in WWII, correct?
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HogglyWoggly

Will they riot in France tonight?


who am I kidding, they riot any chance the get.

Hogfan58

Never seen fans drown out national anthems at sporting events before. England and Argentina hate other.
The game looks like a street fight, lots of fouls. This will not end up 11 v 11
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Son of Spam

Still the biggest pussies to ever play a sport.
Well, shit...