World Cup

Started by Hogfan58, Jun 06, 2026, 01:49 PM

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TC

This shit is wild!

Cornhogio

This kind of soccer would get the American fanbase more excited about the game.
Never squat with your spurs on!

TC

Quote from: Cornhogio on Jul 18, 2026, 05:52 PMThis kind of soccer would get the American fanbase more excited about the game.

Absolutely. Give us a Yankees/Braves game 5 score, none of that 1-0 crap.

Son of Spam

WTF is this crap before the final?
Well, shit...

Hogfan58

The crowd seems really fired up for whatever it is
I need help and I know it.

Hogfan58

Why do we need a message from Tom Cruise before the game starts?
I need help and I know it.

BASS

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Quote from: Hogfan58 on Jul 19, 2026, 01:41 PMWhy do we need a message from Tom Cruise before the game starts?

Hobbit lives matter you inconsiderate asshole. You and you're midgetophobia are not welcome here!
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pigtacular

That FIFA anthem was pretty cheesy.
The very pants I was returning.

Hogfan58

Cruise must have blackmailed FIFA to do this bullshit that nobody cares about
I need help and I know it.

BASS

Got the fryer going for wings, sauce on the stove, cold Sam Adams summer ale in my hand.

If you haven't tried one, do yourself a favor and drink one.
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Son of Spam

They are very passionate about their national anthems.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

Not up on the rules, but what is keeping a team up 1-0, say with 10 minutes left, from playing "4 corners" until time runs out? Kick it down, then back to your own end/goalie, then back and forth like that. Do they have to try to score or get it past mid field?
Well, shit...

BASS

Spain ain't fucking around. They are playing aggressive. The fun kind of football to watch.
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BASS

I wish I could remember exactly how I lucked into this buffalo sauce, but it might be the best I've ever had.

Hot, vinegary, mmmmmmmm.
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Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jul 19, 2026, 02:03 PMThey are very passionate about their national anthems.

I was very passionate about the Argentinian national anthem (singer).

Hogfan58

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jul 19, 2026, 02:11 PMNot up on the rules, but what is keeping a team up 1-0, say with 10 minutes left, from playing "4 corners" until time runs out? Kick it down, then back to your own end/goalie, then back and forth like that. Do they have to try to score or get it past mid field?

Not against the rules, they can try to do that, but harder than it seems
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BASS

Are there clear rules on what physical contact is ok, what's a foul, and what's a yellow card?
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Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on Jul 19, 2026, 02:46 PMAre there clear rules on what physical contact is ok, what's a foul, and what's a yellow card?
Seems like going for the legs instead of the ball is a yellow card. Not sure what else.
Well, shit...

BASS

Perfectly run play by Spain and one guy fucked up and wasn't there for the header.

I guess you could say they Arkansas'd the shit out of that play.
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Son of Spam

If these fuckers are as injured as they fake to be, they need to sit out a few minutes.
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