Betting Fucksticks 2026

Started by jdcatty, Sep 05, 2026, 09:10 AM

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DirkPiggler

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 06, 2026, 04:59 PMBe a balla shot calla and roll those winnings into SpaceX or Tesla.  Thank me later.

Those stocks are going to tank once Elon gets put in prison for fraud. 

It's like you don't read the board or something.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

BleedinRed

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Sep 09, 2026, 08:58 AMThose stocks are going to tank once Elon gets put in prison for fraud. 

It's like you don't read the board or something.
Roll all your money into those stocks and then immediatly short them.  You're welcome...

Cornhogio

In case any of you are looking for a new site at which to place your bets.  Sydney has an idea.

https://youtu.be/bp0T184hVY0?si=7Tbf5kNL2i6qW8j7
Never squat with your spurs on!

Boarat

ASU +14.5
OU -4.5
Miss State ML
Tennessee -11.5
Hogs +12.5
Georgia -40.5
tOSU +2.5
LSU -35.5

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 AMIn case any of you are looking for a new site at which to place your bets.  Sydney has an idea.

https://youtu.be/bp0T184hVY0?si=7Tbf5kNL2i6qW8j7

Where do I donate.

Cornhogio

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 11:30 AMWhere do I donate.

I'd kick in a few bucks if she'd move some of that sports gear.
Never squat with your spurs on!

BASS

Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 AMIn case any of you are looking for a new site at which to place your bets.  Sydney has an idea.

https://youtu.be/bp0T184hVY0?si=7Tbf5kNL2i6qW8j7

Great googly moogly
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Pig Benis

OU -5  :thumbdown:
ODU +20
Miss St pk
Horns -1
Soakers -12.5
Iowa -14
Bama o49
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Hognrock



Early game parlay
UGA -40.5
OREGON -23.5
BYU - 7

KY +10
LSU/La Tech Over 56
Utah -12.5
Cal State Sac/Fresno St U44.5
OU

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 12, 2026, 11:53 AMI'd kick in a few bucks if she'd move some of that sports gear.

I wasn't talking about money.

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Borenutz

Boise State -9.5
Utah +12.5
LSU -35.5

Show-Me Hog



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I had absolute paper hands on a 5 leg and cashed out worried about BYU.

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Pig Benis

I laid the 24 yesterday. I'm seeing 25.5 now.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Jostlyn mcCocksack

I am off to a shitty start...absolutely no reason to bet week zero or one, and yet i did..it has gotten so much more challenging..the thing to do is bet heavy favorites..they are smashing the non power four school, and FCS schools....

I somehow managed .500 this week...

Third_down_draw

I don't think I have ever bet on a hog  game outside buying squares on a board. I am tempted to pay for a vacation or threeve on this game.

BASS

In my shitty being experienced, every time I think there is a sure fire guarandamntee lock, I'm wrong. So, is I out money on this game, we'll some how magically cover. But I'm not going to put money in the game. So all you fuckers take Georgia and the points.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism