Betting Fucksticks 2026

Started by jdcatty, Sep 05, 2026, 09:10 AM

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jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Pig Benis

Baylor +7.5
Pokes -13.5
Ole Miss -6.5

Looking for more. Probably Clemson under.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

CardHog

I've got Baylor and Ole Miss as well.

Also,  Houston-20.5

HughJasole

Pokes -13.5
Memphis -10.5
Clemson +10.5

Pig Benis

Quote from: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 10:29 AMI've got Baylor and Ole Miss as well.

Also,  Houston-20.5

I added Houston -21 and Bama -28. Discipline is lacking today.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

BASS

Quote from: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 10:29 AMI've got Baylor and Ole Miss as well.

Also,  Houston-20.5

That Houston bet not looking so good right now
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

CardHog

Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 11:45 AMThat Houston bet not looking so good right now

Thanks for the heads up, I just finished up 18 so haven't been watching.  Looks like 2nd half just started and its 19-7??   ::)

BASS

Quote from: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 01:44 PMThanks for the heads up, I just finished up 18 so haven't been watching.  Looks like 2nd half just started and its 19-7??   ::)

It was 9-7 end of the first. Houston didn't look like a team that belonged in the top 25 at the time.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Boarat

Bama -28.5 was easy money. Georgia easy money to cover. Auburn Baylor under. I'm on fire today.

Pig Benis

Quote from: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 05:39 PMBama -28.5 was easy money. Georgia easy money to cover. Auburn Baylor under. I'm on fire today.

They're all easy after the fact. Way to chime in with your bona fide locks.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Boarat

Quote from: Pig Benis on Sep 05, 2026, 08:07 PMThey're all easy after the fact. Way to chime in with your bona fide locks.
Yeah. It's a holiday lake weekend and I'm not a loser that checks the board 24/7 for the betting thread.

I also need Memphis -10.5 for another $20k.

rzrbkfan69

Quote from: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 08:32 PMYeah. It's a holiday lake weekend and I'm not a loser that checks the board 24/7 for the betting thread.

I also need Memphis -10.5 for another $20k.

 ::)

Pig Benis

Quote from: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 08:32 PMYeah. It's a holiday lake weekend and I'm not a loser that checks the board 24/7 for the betting thread.

I also need Memphis -10.5 for another $20k.

No, you wait and check the board later to lie. Go back to your dinghy, pussy.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

rzrbkfan69

Guys, I went 12-0 on my picks yesterday.

Won a smooth 200K. I'm the best gambler alive.

I'll give you my locks for today's games tomorrow morning. Follow me for more locks of the century in the coming weeks!

gorillawarfare

Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Sep 06, 2026, 08:59 AMGuys, I went 12-0 on my picks yesterday.

Won a smooth 200K. I'm the best gambler alive.

I'll give you my locks for today's games tomorrow morning. Follow me for more locks of the century in the coming weeks!
You're not going to believe this but I went 15-0 and won $225k.   I picked all those games right and I too will share my winning picks from today tomorrow.   

Show-Me Hog

When it comes to gambling, I always win because I follow the strategy of the computer from War Games.

Boarat

Ole Miss over 54.5
ND du Lac over 46.5
Wazzu +23.5 and over 51.5

$1k four leg pays $15k

CardHog

Washington -23.5
Ole Miss -6.5

Hognrock

On the 4th leg of a $20 4-leg parlay (I'm one of the poors). The 1st 3 hit yesterday (Mem -10.5, Clem Under, and LSU -10). I feel dirty but I need Ole Piss to cover 7. I'll gargle with listerine and run buck naked thru a car wash after pulling for them tonight.

BleedinRed

Quote from: gorillawarfare on Sep 06, 2026, 09:25 AMYou're not going to believe this but I went 15-0 and won $225k.  I picked all those games right and I too will share my winning picks from today tomorrow. 
Be a balla shot calla and roll those winnings into SpaceX or Tesla.  Thank me later.