Betting Fucksticks 2026

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Gambler

#40
Sep 15, 2026, 09:09 PM
I had a 4 leg parlay that was doing good until Detroit lost a 21 point lead. Hogs +24.5 looks like a gift.

Boarat

#41
Sep 16, 2026, 11:31 AM
I took USC -23.5 Tennessee -35.5 and Mississippi State +3.5.

Pig Benis

#42
Sep 19, 2026, 10:47 AM
UGA -14.5 1H
UGA -24
FL -2
Miss St +4
Ole Miss +3
Ole Miss +120
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

CardHog

#43
Sep 19, 2026, 01:02 PM
UNC +3.5
Ole Miss +3
Miss State ML

Boarat

#44
Sep 19, 2026, 10:27 PM
Quote from: CardHog on Sep 19, 2026, 01:02 PMUNC +3.5
Ole Miss +3
Miss State ML

Bobby's typical second half collapse absolutely fucked me.

HughJasole

#45
Sep 20, 2026, 12:08 AM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 19, 2026, 10:27 PMBobby's typical second half collapse absolutely fucked me.

Two field goals in eight FBS quarters this season. Only 20 second half points total in three games.

Pig Benis

#46
Sep 20, 2026, 10:22 AM
Good day yesterday. Let's try not to give it all back.

Cowboys -4
Eagles u39.5
Bears u48
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

CardHog

#47
Sep 20, 2026, 11:55 AM
Cleveland Browns??  Hell Yeah!  +8.5

Jets +3.5

Broncos -2.5

Feral

#48
Sep 20, 2026, 01:49 PM
Hammered Georgia -24.5 yesterday.

Took Steelers +6.5 today. Not feeling as great about that. Pittsburgh's offense is horrid.

jdcatty

#49
Sep 20, 2026, 05:30 PM
Ashamed of myself.  Don't know what I was thinking.  Had the fucking Aggies winning in two of my bets yesterday. Knew better.

I will never again:

Bet on the fucking aggies to win, whether Moneyline or point spread. 

I promise myself.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

CardHog

#50
Sep 20, 2026, 07:08 PM
Quote from: CardHog on Sep 20, 2026, 11:55 AMCleveland Browns??  Hell Yeah!  +8.5

Jets +3.5

Broncos -2.5

Hmm, had a similar Sunday last week.  I usually do ok on Saturday only to lose it on Sunday and now the exact opposite is happening.  I feel I should place a bet on tonights game even though I haven't a clue.

CardHog

#51
Sep 20, 2026, 07:23 PM
Quote from: CardHog on Sep 20, 2026, 11:55 AMCleveland Browns??  Hell Yeah!  +8.5

Jets +3.5

Broncos -2.5

Over 45.5

Feral

#52
Sep 22, 2026, 05:32 AM
Quote from: Pig Benis on Sep 19, 2026, 10:47 AMUGA -14.5 1H
UGA -24
FL -2
Miss St +4
Ole Miss +3
Ole Miss +120

Damn. Please tell me you had those in a parlay.

You got tomorrow's lotto numbers too?

Pig Benis

#53
Sep 22, 2026, 10:03 AM
Quote from: Feral on Sep 22, 2026, 05:32 AMDamn. Please tell me you had those in a parlay.

You got tomorrow's lotto numbers too?

Just straight wagers but the rare perfect day. I should be getting struck by lightning shortly.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

CardHog

#54
Sep 26, 2026, 04:40 PM
Miss State =4.5

Feral

#55
Sep 26, 2026, 06:30 PM
Had Iowa +4.5.

That last play was a thing of beauty.

CardHog

#56
Sep 27, 2026, 11:03 AM
Chargers +7.5
Lions over 48.5
Saints -3

CardHog

#57
Oct 01, 2026, 05:51 PM
Thursday Night

Tulsa +3.5
W. Kentucky over 55.5

CardHog

#58
Oct 03, 2026, 10:52 AM
Florida/Mizzou over 57.5
Florida -5.5
Iowa +14.5
UNC/ND over 46.5
Arkansas +14.5

Boarat

#59
Oct 03, 2026, 11:54 AM
I like the Hogs to cover too. Eeks.

Cornell by 7.
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