What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread

Started by BASS, Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM

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HOGSRUNWILD

We bring a guy off the edge...who stops half way there, then takes off running and almost gets there.  If the fucking idiot didn't stop, he makes the sack. 

BleedinRed

Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 10:43 PMHe's on the whiskey. I'll give him a pass tonight.
We are losing which is the only time he posts in a game thread.  

BleedinRed


Natty_Ice

Things of that nature

arreferee

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:43 PMWhere the fuck is the secondary?  Their receivers are running free everywhere. 

They just showed up and got a DPI.

BleedinRed

That was after a TE ran unguarded 83 yards.  

Bobby would have been proud of that play call.  

Natty_Ice

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:44 PMWe are losing which is the only time he posts in a game thread. 

isnt that the only time any of us post in the game thread?
Things of that nature

HOGSRUNWILD


Sus-Scrofa

We had our chances to easily be in this game.

But we fricked up those chances and we can't stop them.

The Pittman stench is still strong.

aaron

How much are we paying these players this year?

pigtacular

The very pants I was returning.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

TC

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:46 PMisnt that the only time any of us post in the game thread?

Fair point.

razor5396

I hate you Arkansas. I hope your football program shrivels up and dies.

BleedinRed

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:46 PMisnt that the only time any of us post in the game thread?
lol.  Touché.  

HOGSRUNWILD

Holy fuck, take away the DPI and then just let them walk in untouched. 

This team has already quit on Silverfish.

Barton Fink


Show-Me Hog

Ironically our defense is offensive.

Sus-Scrofa

I bet this Silverfield two minute drill will be impressive.

buff2.0

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:26 PMIf we don't get 7 on the next possession we're gonna be getting backshots by the end of the night. 

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."