What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread

Started by BASS, Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM

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Feral

Holy shit our punter may be the worst part of this dogshit team.

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:53 PMAnd this QB looked serviceable, nigh some might say even good, last season in the action he saw.
Amazing what a good coach can do with mediocre talent.  

BleedinRed


Barton Fink


Natty_Ice

but why do the mormons hate us mommy?
Things of that nature

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:54 PMKJ sucks but this team would suck with just about anyone at QB. We're not good anywhere.
We have new lights in our football facilities, so don't act like there haven't been any improvements!

Boarat

Eric Morris skullfucked Dan Lanning today fwiw

BleedinRed

Jesus.  Just gave them 8 seconds back.  

Even the SEC refs will go for an out of conference team over us.  

buff2.0

All up in the defense's holes.  They refuse to account for that route.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:53 PMUtah is going to run the score up as much as they can.

Hell, they'll score two or three times the rest of the game strictly by accident.

Feral


BleedinRed


Barton Fink


razor5396

This is what 14 years of Good Ole Boyism and Cronyism gets you. Fuck every faggot that excused this shit for the last 14 years.

Gambler

Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:54 PMFuck you Arkansas. You have put me through 14 years of shit. I hope this program withers and dies.
We are.

The Whyte Boar

We are so bad.  This is Chad level.

buff2.0

Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PMThis is what 14 years of Good Ole Boyism and Cronyism gets you. Fuck every faggot that excused this shit for the last 14 years.

Been a lot longer of that.  The 2008-2011 stretch was the anomaly in our program's history.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Shelton Lewis making gestures like the secondary hasn't sucked prison ass all game.  Fuck that guy.  

Natty_Ice

I hope they put in Kane Archer in the 2nd half
Things of that nature

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:57 PMBeen a lot longer of that.  The 2008-2011 stretch was the anomaly in our program's history.
Yeah, but JFB!!!!