A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)

Started by BASS, Sep 26, 2026, 10:19 AM

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Texzilla

I'm not watching cos I can't find it just checking in here. 

There are students that could play qb better than these strokes.  Have try outs tomorrow. 

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

bigpig

Defense can only hold on for so long with the offense giving them no help.
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Barton Fink


bigpig

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 26, 2026, 08:56 PMI'm not watching cos I can't find it just checking in here. 

There are students that could play qb better than these strokes.  Have try outs tomorrow. 

Feels like they figured KJ would feast on this lower level defense, and get a boost of confidence.

Instead he's struggling against a low level defense, and thus us coming out of the game with LESS confidence.

Brilliant coaching, guys.
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DrMongoose

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 26, 2026, 08:56 PMI'm not watching cos I can't find it just checking in here. 

There are students that could play qb better than these strokes.  Have try outs tomorrow. 

Put Hendrix in, we're paying him and with 5 for 5 it makes no sense not to.

How was the $4 milllion light show ?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Sus-Scrofa

Did he say Vanndale Arkansas?  Had to look that one up.

buff2.0

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 09:00 PMDid he say Vanndale Arkansas?  Had to look that one up.

One of those places off Highway 1 you'll miss if you blink
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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bigpig

If we had Tulsa's offense and our defense...

We'd probably still be 1-2, but that would mean Tulsa would have our offense, and they'd be 0-3.
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BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

We're using timeouts to stop Tulsa's offense the one time they're able to move the ball
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Snorts

Death, Taxes, and the Razorbacks.

flash23

When did we add that stupid fucking horn sound that plays?

razor5396


Barton Fink


buff2.0

Lol can't believe they tried to pass it for the conversion
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog


bigpig

This is just what our offense needs coming out of the break...

Pressure.

We are great under pressure. Have been for years. I anticipate no pants wetting.
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BleedinRed

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:05 PMGoing for 2 there was stupid.
Was going to post the same.  Not sure wtf This hey we're thinking.  Chasing points this early is retarded.  

Barton Fink

We have a WR that runs a sub 10 sec 100. Why we didn't use him more in the jet sweep or as a decoy is beyond me.