A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)

[BASS]

So last week we rotated quarterbacks against a good team, and it was pretty even though I thought Hill did slightly better.

So the result of that is that the other quarterback gets all the snaps against a bad team?

I truly am lost.

You just don't understand 4-d chess

[The Whyte Boar]

That was flat awful.

[Show-Me Hog]

That was an unbelievably ugly sequence.

You CANNOT take a sack there. You just can't. It's KJ Jefferson level stupid. Why not just try a Superman leap?

[BleedinRed]

Field goal U!!!

[Barton Fink]

The one that spits in my food or the one that makes me wait in the drive-thru 10 minutes for cold fries?

yes

[Son of Spam]

We look like a first grade class coming in from recess

After eating glue.

[bigpig]

16 is the most points we've scored in a half this season?

[razor5396]

Now time to listen to 20 minutes of bizarre swooshing sounds on the Espn plus channel

[BASS]

Dear Tulsa,

We scored more on you in the first half than we did North Alabama. Thanks.

The Arkansas Razorbacks

[egregious]

I am watching on straight Youtube, think I am going to watch some child stars grow up to be evil.

[buff2.0]

16-0 and that half was ugly as shit

[Barton Fink]

16 is the most points we've scored in a half this season?

Most we've scored is 31, so possibly.

[Show-Me Hog]

16 is the most points we've scored in a half this season?

First half. We scored 17 in the second half against N Alabama.

[DirkPiggler]

Defense looked solid. 


Clearly Ron Roberts should be the interim HC when the time comes.

[vegashog]

jackson is slow, looked faster last season but must have been my eyesight. can't do anything wide because the receivers and tight ends are terrible at blocking.

no turnovers or penalties is progress.

[Son of Spam]

Now time to listen to 20 minutes of bizarre swooshing sounds on the Espn plus channel

You can hear steps at some point and a door open. I figure they caught the sound of someone going to the shitter.

[Show-Me Hog]

I am watching on straight Youtube

I wonder if the game would be any better on gay YouTube.

[Barton Fink]

Now time to listen to 20 minutes of bizarre swooshing sounds on the Espn plus channel

Along with foot steps, etc. It's like a Hitchcock episode.

[BleedinRed]

jackson is slow, looked faster last season but must have been my eyesight. can't do anything wide because the receivers and tight ends are terrible at blocking.

no turnovers or penalties is progress.

When you only have one viable option in the pass play, you're going to not look good as a QB. 

[Barton Fink]

You can hear steps at some point and a door open. I figure they caught the sound of someone going to the shitter.

Like, who said "I have a great idea for a filler..." and sold someone on this. Just bizarre.