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Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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mr.zorak

Well, with Heupel and Bert on opposing sidelines I wonder what the over/under for farts is?

My daughter and future son in law are there,  I had to work but holding it down on the couch.
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HogOfWar

Quote from: mr.zorak on Dec 30, 2025, 04:10 PMWell, with Heupel and Bert on opposing sidelines I wonder what the over/under for farts is?

My daughter and future son in law are there,  I had to work but holding it down on the couch.

I am sure you will hold it better than both coaches.

Go vols
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buff2.0

You don't see many shovel passes get intercepted. 

Edit: Almost saw one right there.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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Lurk

Bert is one of the ugliest people you'll ever see.
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Zoso

I don't think Tennessee gives a shit about this bowl. Not sure if it's good or bad but that's what the playoff has created. The bowls are consolation prizes now. At least for the teams that feel they should be in the playoff.

Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: Lurk on Dec 30, 2025, 06:04 PMBert is one of the ugliest people you'll ever see.

:maundoed:

Heupel isn't a real looker either.

Hizog

Games like this used to be entertaining. It feels like a preseason NFL game now.

mr.zorak

We probably scored too soon.

It was fun to watch a kickoff return for a TD though.
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"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

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buff2.0

IL playing for the FG so Tennessee can't let them score. This never goes badly.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogglyWoggly


mr.zorak

Quote from: buff2.0 on Dec 30, 2025, 07:55 PMIL playing for the FG so Tennessee can't let them score. This never goes badly.
Even with the kid channeling his best Pete Panuska we lose.
In bowl games, if we have a missed kick or PAT accompanied by a kickoff return in a touchdown we lose.  I still have the 84' Sun Bowl on VHS.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Zoso on Dec 30, 2025, 06:20 PMI don't think Tennessee gives a shit about this bowl. Not sure if it's good or bad but that's what the playoff has created. The bowls are consolation prizes now. At least for the teams that feel they should be in the playoff.

Quote from: Hizog on Dec 30, 2025, 07:21 PMGames like this used to be entertaining. It feels like a preseason NFL game now.

We played in one of the last meaningful 3rd place NCAA games in 1978. Beating Notre Dame on a Boot jumper from the top of the key.

The last 3rd place game was played in 1981. No one wanted it after that.

With a 12 team playoff, probably going to 16 soon, the bowls are in the same position. Consolation games that most people don't care about.


Show-Me Hog

Is this new for the bowls or has it been around?

ESPN's graphic is mostly purple when TCU has the ball. It is mostly red when SC has the ball.

HogglyWoggly


mde114

TCU with the win in OT.

Fun game to watch after watching shitty football all year.

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

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TC

No one really believes he took the year off.

Lurk

Quote from: TC on Dec 31, 2025, 10:00 AMNo one really believes he took the year off.
He could afford to... you know, spending that sweet payout money.  :suicide:
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Son of Spam

Pavia getting his dick knocked in the dirt regularly. I guess his linemen got tired of him running his mouth.
Well, shit...