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BASS

Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2025, 03:05 PMI hate Texass. I am so old that I remember how we used to get screwed every time we played them in the SWC. And we had to play the whole state of Texass, being the only team not in Texass. And I really hate their fucking fight song. Maybe more than Tennessee's. No offense, Zorak.

I say goddamn! Testify my brother! Amen!
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Texzilla

Sark is losing to fucking Biff Poggi!🤣

jdcatty

Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2025, 03:05 PMI hate Texass. I am so old that I remember how we used to get screwed every time we played them in the SWC. And we had to play the whole state of Texass, being the only team not in Texass. And I really hate their fucking fight song. Maybe more than Tennessee's. No offense, Zorak.

This. This is the way. 

I hate Michigan too.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Dec 31, 2025, 02:23 PMSmart by Clark Lea. Something I always advocate but almost no coach ever does.

Takes the FG on 2nd down with 3 minutes left to make it a 7 point game. With one TO enough time for:

Play
Play (last TO)
Play (2:00 warning)

If you 3 and out them you get it back with 1:55 left needing a TD.

Not surprising that the Vandy grad (before the days of "test optional" and tampon machines in the men's restrooms) would be smart enough to figure that out. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Son of Spam

I hate Texass and don't like Michigan, but please let Michigan win this or all we will hear about is Arch Manning.

And...Michigan's QB just got one of his receiver killed.
Well, shit...

Papa Pigeritus

How is that not targeting?

HogglyWoggly

we'd get called for targeting on that one

TC

Michigan QB got his guy kilt by throwing it so late

Zoso

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Dec 31, 2025, 04:43 PMHow is that not targeting?

It was textbook targeting. Launch, lower the head, lead with the crown of the helmet, defenseless receiver, all that shit.

buff2.0

Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2025, 04:41 PMI hate Texass and don't like Michigan, but please let Michigan win this or all we will hear about is Arch Manning.

And...Michigan's QB just got one of his receiver killed.

Manning will be given the 2026 Heisman trophy after this game
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

That was simultaneously a great catch and horrible defense of a ball that should have been intercepted
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: buff2.0 on Dec 31, 2025, 05:18 PMManning will be given the 2026 Heisman trophy after this game
Awarded this year.
Well, shit...

mr.zorak

Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2025, 03:05 PMI hate Texass. I am so old that I remember how we used to get screwed every time we played them in the SWC. And we had to play the whole state of Texass, being the only team not in Texass. And I really hate their fucking fight song. Maybe more than Tennessee's. No offense, Zorak.

Ha!  None taken brother. I can understand how it could be irritating.

I used to get tired of watching USC Trojan games and hearing that band  "jingle" they would play after EVERY play.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

BASS

this underwood kid got a 2-year $4mm nil deal.  ridiculous.  he's a poor man's freshman taylen green.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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Son of Spam

Well, shit...

mr.zorak

 Better close your ears here come the Hypesman Talk.....
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Zoso

Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2025, 05:22 PMAwarded this year.

Hell they will probably take Mendoza's and give it to him.

jdcatty

Quote from: Zoso on Dec 31, 2025, 05:35 PMHell they will probably take Mendoza's and give it to him.

Mendoza better take it and secure it in a safe place. 

But I have to admit, Manning is pretty damned good.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

BASS

isn't the rose bowl grass?  they got some special desert grass that can't get too much water?  i've never seen a full football field covered by tarps.
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FNG

Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2025, 03:05 PMI hate Texass. I am so old that I remember how we used to get screwed every time we played them in the SWC. And we had to play the whole state of Texass, being the only team not in Texass. And I really hate their fucking fight song. Maybe more than Tennessee's. No offense, Zorak.
A pox upon the whorns and all their House unto the fourth generation!