Other College Football

Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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HOGSRUNWILD

Fellas, as someone that went to an ACTUAL military academy, I can tell you that the stuff they do has nothing to do with military stuff, mostly male school or esprit de corps.  It is straight up gay ass fuckery.  They are a bunch of fucking weirdos and people from Military Academies just laugh at them doing the pretend military shit and acting like people just don't understand...

It is a gay cult, as was said. 

piglosopher

Just so I understand.

There's male cheerleaders at every school.

However ATM exclusively has male cheerleaders.

And apparently , the freshmen in some sort of hazing ritual give the yell leaders a water bath at the fountains. Slippery when wet.

Unconfirmed but they then march at the college station pride parade.


Pretty gay

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: piglosopher on Oct 17, 2023, 07:30 AMJust so I understand.

There's male cheerleaders at every school.

However ATM exclusively has male cheerleaders.

And apparently , the freshmen in some sort of hazing ritual give the yell leaders a water bath at the fountains. Slippery when wet.

Unconfirmed but they then march at the college station pride parade.


Pretty gay


They fill their boots with lube too, probably.

Usafhawg

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Oct 17, 2023, 07:45 AMThey fill their boots with lube too, probably.

Yeah, everybody knows the cool thing to do is lube up a pole and try to climb it.  ;D  ;D

I'll be at the game Saturday. I don't think your boys stand a chance. AF is looking good this year.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Oct 14, 2023, 08:11 AMCan we stop with all the Prime Time, Colorado hype now?
hey you don't fucking live here and have to hear it daily on the news. Fuck coach prime. I hope they lose only to check his ego
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Hogfan58

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Oct 16, 2023, 11:57 PMFellas, as someone that went to an ACTUAL military academy, I can tell you that the stuff they do has nothing to do with military stuff, mostly male school or esprit de corps.  It is straight up gay ass fuckery.  They are a bunch of fucking weirdos and people from Military Academies just laugh at them doing the pretend military shit and acting like people just don't understand...

It is a gay cult, as was said. 

One of the guys who lived on my floor at Pomfret had a friend who went to West Point. He was a pretty mild-mannered guy and he went to games with us was was pretty tame. Unless we play Aggie. He went nuts, yelling about how they weren't real Army, how they were all faggots, etc. He almost got into fights if he saw Corp guys. It was like a switch just flipped with him. 
I need help and I know it.

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: Usafhawg on Oct 17, 2023, 07:58 AMYeah, everybody knows the cool thing to do is lube up a pole and try to climb it.  ;D  ;D

I'll be at the game Saturday. I don't think your boys stand a chance. AF is looking good this year.

We haven't been worth a shit since we went woke and fully embraced the pride shit.  It is absurd what the places has become in such a short time after holding the line for 150 years against change.

It is sad because I had always hoped my son would go, but not even sure I would encourage him to go now.

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Oct 17, 2023, 08:35 AMOne of the guys who lived on my floor at Pomfret had a friend who went to West Point. He was a pretty mild-mannered guy and he went to games with us was was pretty tame. Unless we play Aggie. He went nuts, yelling about how they weren't real Army, how they were all faggots, etc. He almost got into fights if he saw Corp guys. It was like a switch just flipped with him. 

Yeah, I think it is pretty universal across all the real Academies, by which I mean West Point and Annapolis... :)  Something about that whole military cosplay the 'Ka-Dets' do there is just so offputting. 

Usafhawg

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Oct 17, 2023, 11:13 AMYeah, I think it is pretty universal across all the real Academies, by which I mean West Point and Annapolis... :)  Something about that whole military cosplay the 'Ka-Dets' do there is just so offputting. 

I guess the "real" Academies have something against winning the Commander-in-Chief's trophy.

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: Usafhawg on Oct 17, 2023, 11:23 AMI guess the "real" Academies have something against winning the Commander-in-Chief's trophy.

We have won it plenty over the years.  Now we have more important things to do like DEI, Queer Mid Story time, relaxing regulations and deciding which 'victimized' class with be the brigade commander this year.

It is pretty sad that a lot of the things that made that place special was the stupid shit that made no sense but it was the attention to the small details that made you a better leader.  Now, fuck it, they are just glorified college students.  Fucking backpacks, BACKPACKS!  What the everloving fuck.  We carried 100lbs of books in a book bag you had to carry in your left hand so you could salute with your right.  Fuck these soft-ass pussies these days.  Hell, they are probably 'Aggie adjacent' by now. 

HOGSRUNWILD


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Lurk

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Son of Spam

Quote from: Lurk on Oct 17, 2023, 04:51 PMThe worst excuse of all time.  :maundoed:
But you couldn't hear them because their assholes were stretched out.
Well, shit...

Lurk

Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 17, 2023, 04:56 PMBut you couldn't hear them because their assholes were stretched out.
If someone let out a squeaker, the rest of the team would get boners.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

The Whyte Boar

That's got to be a joke right?

vegashog

that site is satire. he searches message boards for the most nobville type posts.

Lurk

Quote from: vegashog on Oct 17, 2023, 05:39 PMthat site is satire. he searches message boards for the most nobville type posts.
Don't care.  :)
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

vegashog

Quote from: Lurk on Oct 17, 2023, 06:04 PMDon't care.  :)
i agree. some of the shit is funny as hell.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: vegashog on Oct 17, 2023, 06:25 PMi agree. some of the shit is funny as hell.
I made it on there once.
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