Other College Football

Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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Hogworth Ballington III

Pate weighing in on the weirdness in college station:


I think they got to him

buff2.0

Through 67 games as Aggy head coach, Kevin Sumlin has a 2-game lead on Jimbo.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 19, 2023, 01:06 PMThrough 67 games as Aggy head coach, Kevin Sumlin has a 2-game lead on Jimbo.

At some point they have to ask themselves "Is it me?"
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

woodhog14

Quote from: BASS on Oct 19, 2023, 02:26 PMAt some point they have to ask themselves "Is it me?"
Aggies are too dumb to realize it's an Aggie thing.  ;D

Corn Pop

Quote from: BASS on Oct 19, 2023, 02:26 PMAt some point they have to ask themselves "Is it me?"

 :maundoed:
I really don't care, Margaret.

buff2.0

This Michigan thing is interesting.  Either they have been stealing signals, or their B1G opponents have been working together to make it look like Michigan has been stealing signals.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 19, 2023, 06:25 PMThis Michigan thing is interesting.  Either they have been stealing signals, or their B1G opponents have been working together to make it look like Michigan has been stealing signals.
I don't get it. If someone is stealing your signals, change your signals. Isn't that really your own fault?
Well, shit...

BleedinRed

Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 19, 2023, 06:30 PMI don't get it. If someone is stealing your signals, change your signals. Isn't that really your own fault?
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egregious

You mean the code embedded in those hilariously zany big ass posters everybody flashes on the sidelines is breakable?

Damn, these guys are more savvy than the code-breakers who figured out Japan's code in WWI.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

buff2.0

Quote from: egregious on Oct 19, 2023, 06:48 PMYou mean the code embedded in those hilariously zany big ass posters everybody flashes on the sidelines is breakable?

Damn, these guys are more savvy than the code-breakers who figured out Japan's code in WWI.

"Oh no, they figured out the Spider-man/Shihtzu/Green Triangle/Butthole poster with the dancing retarded Yiddish intern hopping on one leg and rubbing his stomach?  How will we ever replace THAT play?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Texzilla

You'd think programs would figure out those stupid signal boards are a revenue opportunity.  Hogs could have Petit Jean Ham, Tyson chicken, etc

He'll you know if it wasn't crazy expensive RB would have his mug on one.

egregious

Quote from: Texzilla on Oct 19, 2023, 10:08 PMYou'd think programs would figure out those stupid signal boards are a revenue opportunity.  Hogs could have Petit Jean Ham, Tyson chicken, etc

He'll you know if it wasn't crazy expensive RB would have his mug on one.

That is brilliant but if, say for instance, every time we did something stupid on 4th and short a Petit Jean ham placard was flashed it could tank their sales.

"Petit Jean ham - way better on white bread than the Hogs are on the goal line!"
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

BleedinRed

#1653
"A Michigan hat tugged low, dressed all in blue and gripping a white playsheet — or is it? — the Wolverines analyst and Naval Academy graduate paces the sideline behind more prominent coaches Jim Harbaugh and defensive coordinator Jesse Minter."

"Stealing an opponent's signals during a game or even from television broadcasts is quite common in college football and is not against NCAA rules."

So coaches are pissed off because a guy on the opposite side of the field is watching their signals and deciphering them?

There should be no limits to scouting an opponent.  They should be able to attend games, watch tapes, etc.  this entire thing is so fucking stupid. 

egregious

Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 20, 2023, 10:53 AMSo coaches are pissed off because a guy on the opposite side of the field is watching their signals and deciphering them?

Why do they try to hide what they are sending in?  duh

This world gets dumber every single day.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

buff2.0

Jimbo is making $9.15 mil/year at Aggy. Sumlin made $5 mil. That's not even 3/5.

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 20, 2023, 11:46 AMJimbo is making $9.15 mil/year at Aggy. Sumlin made $5 mil. That's not even 3/5.



I mean, damn...

 :maundoed:

egregious

Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: egregious on Oct 20, 2023, 02:08 PMNow I caught it.   :)

Touche Buff

I was starting to wonder if my math was wrong lol
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."