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Hizog

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Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 21, 2023, 08:44 PMbold move cotton. especially when your only wins are Rice and Sacred Heart.

https://x.com/JohnDBrice1/status/1727151056784875691?s=20

Didn't even realize he was still coaching. Having to waste away his prime coaching years at UConn is fitting for that douche. Still remember when he tried to pick a fight with Bill Snyder at midfield. Wish Bill would've taken out his dentures and put fists up.

Edit: went back a watched it again since it's been awhile. I misremembered the drama. It actually wasn't that bad.

TC

Quote from: Lurk on Nov 21, 2023, 09:12 PMI wonder if it will have the trapdoors where they let the lions out. Cause that would be cool.

Lots of graft available on a project like that.

The grifts gonna be huge as well.

buff2.0

This is the guy you bring in to be the real leader on the field.  For you heathens that didn't read the Bible, Acts 2:15 says, "These people are not drunk, as you suppose. It's only nine in the morning!"

https://x.com/bbriggs2016/status/1727001177752215839?s=20
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: Lurk on Nov 21, 2023, 09:12 PMI wonder if it will have the trapdoors where they let the lions out. Cause that would be cool.

Lots of graft available on a project like that.

It is at this point I would link to an old post I made about the time (as a young child) I remember seeing on the Memphis news where a bunch of animals (African type, non bipedal) had escaped the zoo and were running all over midtown.  I remember the news cast and the reporter "on the scene", some large cats of some sort and maybe some zebras running behind them, a bunch of black folk screaming and running every which way, It was truly like a bizarro Tarzan Movie.  The reporter was talking about how everyone should take precautions and be on the lookout, then you hear gunfire ring out behind him and some animal screams.

It was the most Memphis thing I remember from my childhood.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Lurk on Nov 21, 2023, 09:12 PMI wonder if it will have the trapdoors where they let the lions out. Cause that would be cool.

Lots of graft available on a project like that.

Interesting timing on this post. I just toured the Colosseum yesterday and saw the trap doors.

To be clear, not TH Barton Coliseum.

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

I don't see the lesson, but it's cool.

Also, 3-0 at halftime.  WTF.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


buff2.0

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Nov 23, 2023, 08:13 PMI'd like to see Sam bring the team out riding a 50cc mini bike.

I want to see the entire staff get out of a clown car
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Lurk

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Nov 23, 2023, 08:13 PMI'd like to see Sam bring the team out riding a 50cc mini bike.
Sam would look like one if the McGuire twins.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

buff2.0

Who had Mississippi State getting the first touchdown of the game in the 3rd quarter on their bingo card?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink


HogOfWar

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 23, 2023, 08:47 PMTargeting

Looked like two players should have been ejected
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Barton Fink

Can't believe he came back in. Surely he has a concussion. He could barely move.

buff2.0

Dart's soul was trying to check out of his body and Lane said get back on the field
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

why would he try to take a timeout there?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

You know the defense is screwed when the announcer yells wide open before the QB throws the ball.

A TE blocking down and releasing straight upfield for a TD. We had a coach one time that did that a lot.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

rzrbkfan69

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 23, 2023, 08:50 PMCan't believe he came back in. Surely he has a concussion. He could barely move.
It just means more.

buff2.0

Lane Kiffin should be shot for all the fake injuries his team gets
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Killer missed FG for State. Bounced off the crossbar.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."