Other College Football

Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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buff2.0

Florida just fielded a punt on the 6 yard line and got tackled on the 7.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Holly looks like the bad guy from The Mask.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

Florida tipped ball int. Utah about to go in dry
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Pig Benis

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 31, 2023, 08:55 PMFlorida just fielded a punt on the 6 yard line and got tackled on the 7.

If there was ever a year to play FL, especially at FL, this is it. They are awful. Unfortunately, I know we're more than capable of Munsoning the opportunity.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 31, 2023, 08:41 PMExactly.  I am sure they will improve by the time we get to the Swamp.  And maybe they will have Marc Curles to help.

They will need to find another QB to improve. No question there will be major fuckery.

Chad Napier may be on the hot seat before then though.

Spiderham

I didn't know Napier was adopted.  His real name is Chad Zook... :D
Oak Grove in the house.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Cardiac Hog

I think it was Chuck that said on radio this week that we have twenty players with single digit numbers (0-9), one of each number on both offense and defense. 

Gators had a costly penalty for two #3s on their punt return team on 4th and 4, turning a good defensive stand to get the ball back down 3-7 into a first down to extend an eventual touchdown drive for the Utes.  That's been play of the game so far. 

This seems to be something we do at least once during our first game every year. Hopefully Fountain/Pitman are watching tonight to prevent that shit from happening on Saturday.

animal

If we wanted Napier then we dodged a bullet for sho

Wait a minute now they are opening up the offense.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HogOfWar

Quote from: animal on Aug 31, 2023, 09:05 PMIf we wanted Napier then we dodged a bullet for sho

Wait a minute now they are opening up the offense.


You know the corndogs made the right choice.
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HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Spiderham

Chad and Kendall Briles want to know WTF was that play call Billy Zook?
Oak Grove in the house.

Feral

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 31, 2023, 08:55 PMFlorida just fielded a punt on the 6 yard line and got tackled on the 7.

Their dumbass returner tried to pull a Willie Mays and catch a punt running towards his own end zone.

Between that, the missed FG, and the double number penalty on the punt to give Utah a fresh set of downs, Florida's special teams tonight has been hot trash.

Thin Red Swine

Lots of mistakes that could be avoided by just mediocre coaching.

Where have I seen this movie before?


jdcatty

I need Mizzou to score some points.  I know, stupid to bet on Mizzou.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

egregious

Quote from: Feral on Aug 31, 2023, 09:14 PMTheir dumbass returner tried to pull a Willie Mays and catch a punt running towards his own end zone.

Thit is called a "Reggie Fish" in these parts.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

bigpig

Quote from: Pig Benis on Aug 31, 2023, 08:58 PMIf there was ever a year to play FL, especially at FL, this is it. They are awful. Unfortunately, I know we're more than capable of Munsoning the opportunity.
It has all the makings of a team we should beat but instead will get in our own heads and go down there and lay an egg. We'll be their one good win that will mean nothing to them.
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egregious

Quote from: bigpale on Aug 31, 2023, 09:21 PMIt has all the makings of a team we should beat but instead will get in our own heads and go down there and lay an egg. We'll be their one good win that will mean nothing to them.

yep
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

HOGSRUNWILD

These refs are kinda shit as well...

HOGSRUNWILD

Does Florida realize they are down 3 TD's in the 4th qtr.  Not a whole lot of 'urgency'