Other College Football

Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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Barton Fink


Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2024, 08:09 PMIt is early in this game, but Michigan will kill whoever wins this one.

I'm not so sure. It should be a good test of Big O against Big D.

DrMongoose

#3123
Go huskies

Another fun cfb fact

https://x.com/collinsherwin/status/1741933071652233300?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A


It is interesting that no one mentions that maybe why Ewers was slow to develop was the FACT HE SKIPPED HIS SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL to enroll early.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

Washington's defense has been underrated all year.  It would be Michigan's running game vs. Washington's passing, but we didn't see much from Michigan's pass D tonight since Milroe decided to do bath salts and a vinegar eye wash before the game.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Holding will not be called in this game either, I see.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

snoots

They haven't showed Mathew McConaughey yet?

Show-Me Hog

That play right there.

Ewers turns around to throw a screen and a Husky is right in his face.

He throws it ASAP anyway and gains 40.

In the exact same situation, KJ would not be able to pull the trigger and would be left trying to fight the defender on his back.

buff2.0

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 01, 2024, 08:18 PMThat play right there.

Ewers turns around to throw a screen and a Husky is right in his face.

He throws it ASAP anyway and gains 40.

In the exact same situation, KJ would not be able to pull the trigger and would be left trying to fight the defender on his back.

In Texas practices Ewers probably has to throw it or get hit.  In our practices I would believe it if you told me that KJ had to either throw it or get a light tap on the shoulder and a bowl of skittles.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

might be a few points scored in this one.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 01, 2024, 08:18 PMThat play right there.

Ewers turns around to throw a screen and a Husky is right in his face.

He throws it ASAP anyway and gains 40.

In the exact same situation, KJ would not be able to pull the trigger and would be left trying to fight the defender on his back.

That was my main gripe with KJ. He gets rid of the ball way too slow. Slow arm

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: DrMongoose on Jan 01, 2024, 08:15 PMGo huskies

Another fun cfb fact

https://x.com/collinsherwin/status/1741933071652233300?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A



In their last seven regular season games, they scored 20, 15, 10, 10, 22, 15, and 13 points.  They won six of those seven.

It's hard to imagine there was another  team that was shut out three times in a season while winning 10 games. 

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Barton Fink on Jan 01, 2024, 08:22 PMThat was my main gripe with KJ. He gets rid of the ball way too slow. Slow arm brain

Well

buff2.0

Lol Tommy Rees is already trending on twitter
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Did anyone else see what looked like a bunch of dead bats float down across their screen?

May have been black confetti?

Son of Spam

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 01, 2024, 08:31 PMDid anyone else see what looked like a bunch of dead bats float down across their screen?

May have been black confetti?
I saw that.
Well, shit...

mr.zorak

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jan 01, 2024, 07:49 PMWoopig welfare check. All you Roll Tiders doing ok?
They cannot hear you.

Their faces are buried in a pillow next to the back of their sisters head.
They are anal fucking their sister in anger, trying to get over the drunken pain of losing.
After they finish and wipe away their filth on the drapes in their 1968 aluminum wired trailer, they will shuffle to the bathroom and down their last handful of Phyllis Mulga Skittles they stole from their COPD/lung cancer grandmaw a few weeks before.  Washing it down with a couple swigs of Kentucky Tavern, they stumble to the kitchenette/den and look at their black and white tube aerial television on the tv tray, wishing, longing to be Washington or Texas just for a few hours.  Just for a few... all for naught.

Tomorrow will bring a horrible hangover, a drizzling case of the shits in the tire store bathroom they work at because of narcotic withdrawal, and best of all... the stark cold realization it is 2024... and they have more fucking losses than Vanderbilt does this year.

Suck a dick and I hope you Updykes writhe like a worm in hot ashes for a long time.  Ain't so fucking easy when other teams can buy players now.

This ain't Logan Young's 1980s and he ain't crawling out of the ground to save you.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

buff2.0

It's New Orleans.  There's probably a witch doctor up in the nosebleeds sacrificing chickens to Ogun. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: mr.zorak on Jan 01, 2024, 08:32 PMThey cannot hear you.

Their faces are buried in a pillow next to the back of their sisters head.
They are anal fucking their sister in anger, trying to get over the drunken pain of losing.
After they finish and wipe away their filth on the drapes in their 1968 aluminum wired trailer, they will shuffle to the bathroom and down their last handful of Phyllis Mulga Skittles they stole from their COPD/lung cancer grandmaw a few weeks before.  Washing it down with a couple swigs of Kentucky Tavern, they stumble to the kitchenette/den and look at their black and white tube aerial television on the tv tray, wishing, longing to be Washington or Texas just for a few hours.  Just for a few... all for naught.

Tomorrow will bring a horrible hangover, a drizzling case of the shits in the tire store bathroom they work at because of narcotic withdrawal, and best of all... the stark cold realization it is 2024... and they have more fucking losses than Vanderbilt does this year.

Suck a dick and I hope you Updykes writhe like a worm in hot ashes for a long time.  Ain't so fucking easy when other teams can buy players now.

This ain't Logan Young's 1980s and he ain't crawling out of the ground to save you.
A true wordsmith. Hats off to you!
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Quote from: mr.zorak on Jan 01, 2024, 08:32 PMThey cannot hear you.

Their faces are buried in a pillow next to the back of their sisters head.
They are anal fucking their sister in anger, trying to get over the drunken pain of losing.
After they finish and wipe away their filth on the drapes in their 1968 aluminum wired trailer, they will shuffle to the bathroom and down their last handful of Phyllis Mulga Skittles they stole from their COPD/lung cancer grandmaw a few weeks before.  Washing it down with a couple swigs of Kentucky Tavern, they stumble to the kitchenette/den and look at their black and white tube aerial television on the tv tray, wishing, longing to be Washington or Texas just for a few hours.  Just for a few... all for naught.

Tomorrow will bring a horrible hangover, a drizzling case of the shits in the tire store bathroom they work at because of narcotic withdrawal, and best of all... the stark cold realization it is 2024... and they have more fucking losses than Vanderbilt does this year.

Suck a dick and I hope you Updykes writhe like a worm in hot ashes for a long time.  Ain't so fucking easy when other teams can buy players now.

This ain't Logan Young's 1980s and he ain't crawling out of the ground to save you.

You should write a series of children's books for the next generation of Tennessee fans.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."