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buff2.0

Three years after the monkey bite incident, Texas assistant head coach and special teams coordinator Jeff Banks has married Pole Assassin.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/qksuw5/texas_special_teams_coach_jeff_banks_monkey/

Sorry, it was her "emotional support monkey".  He left his wife and kids for a stripper, the peak of modern American masculinity.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Lurk

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jul 26, 2024, 04:22 PMThree years after the monkey bite incident, Texas assistant head coach and special teams coordinator Jeff Banks has married Pole Assassin.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/qksuw5/texas_special_teams_coach_jeff_banks_monkey/

Sorry, it was her "emotional support monkey".  He left his wife and kids for a stripper, the peak of modern American masculinity.

Pole Assassin  :D
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

is anyone really shocked?

he'll bail when his two kids and travis hunter leave after the season.

buff2.0

Ray Lewis coming in as morality coordinator will fix things up.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Gambler

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 04, 2024, 04:18 PMRay Lewis coming in as morality coordinator will fix things up.
Stabby McStabberson.

animal

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 04, 2024, 03:18 PMLet's check in on Colorad-oh my God what is going on there?

https://athlonsports.com/college/colorado-buffaloes/all-buffaloes/football/deion-sanders-chaotic-culture-turns-into-locker-room-violence-in-colorado
Deion gets a free pass on a lot of shit while other coaches have been ridden out on a rail by the media for much less. I do wonder if this was Deion's experience while he was at free shoes back in the 80s. I can't imagine Bobby Bowden running a program that loose. Those players back then probably were party of a party culture and got away with a lot of shit but I don't know that it would be described the same way we're seeing here with current day Colorado.

Deion will go down as the coach that busted off full steam into college free agency for better or worse. Creating a culture where players are expected to produce or GTFO. I believe it could work for some coaches but he is not a professional coach and hasn't provisioned a professional culture where winning games is more important than looking good in the media.

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

Something about deleted texts between the new Michigan HC and Connor Stallions from his time as a sideline filmer.

https://heavy.com/sports/michigan-wolverines/news-updates-sherrone-moore-connor-stalions/
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

egregious

The 6-foot-4, 255-pound Petty had a final group of Ohio State, Florida State, Stanford and Tennessee along with the Yellow Jackets.

Ga Tech beat out those schools for a big ol' OL today, 3rd 4 star OL in the class.

This is not common for us.  He actually isn't that big yet but #2 OL in the country or thereabouts
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animal

Quote from: egregious on Aug 12, 2024, 03:05 PMThe 6-foot-4, 255-pound Petty had a final group of Ohio State, Florida State, Stanford and Tennessee along with the Yellow Jackets.

Ga Tech beat out those schools for a big ol' OL today, 3rd 4 star OL in the class.

This is not common for us.  He actually isn't that big yet but #2 OL in the country or thereabouts
Brent Key is the bama former OL coach so there's at least one school that has a former OL coach that's actually recruiting well to the position and doing it at a nerd school or is GT not considered a nerd school? I just figured because they suck at everything.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

egregious

Quote from: animal on Aug 12, 2024, 05:47 PMBrent Key is the bama former OL coach so there's at least one school that has a former OL coach that's actually recruiting well to the position and doing it at a nerd school or is GT not considered a nerd school? I just figured because they suck at everything.


You have it pegged pretty much exactly.

Of course it is in Atlanta and the NIL seems to be coming together (I don't know anything about that).

Key is a Tech alum, played for and worked for George O'Leary for a long time, then Saban.

This guy is rated the number 2 tackle in the country but only 4th best player in the state.  He plays at a little Christian school like Michael Oher did but he is a very good student.  Georgia is a good location for this sort of thing.

a week from Saturday:  FSU in Dublin, Ireland     We will know more then.
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HogOfWar

Quote from: egregious on Aug 13, 2024, 08:06 AMYou have it pegged pretty much exactly.

Of course it is in Atlanta and the NIL seems to be coming together (I don't know anything about that).

Key is a Tech alum, played for and worked for George O'Leary for a long time, then Saban.

This guy is rated the number 2 tackle in the country but only 4th best player in the state.  He plays at a little Christian school like Michael Oher did but he is a very good student.  Georgia is a good location for this sort of thing.

a week from Saturday:  FSU in Dublin, Ireland     We will know more then.

Georgia Tech is not Vanderbilt. They are in the heart of Atlanta and their football has a big following.

My Corndog brother's wife went to Tech and they are going to Game in Dublin. They went when Tech played BC there as well.

I will be rooting for Cornrows.
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DirkPiggler

Quote from: HogOfWar on Aug 13, 2024, 08:48 AMGeorgia Tech is not Vanderbilt. They are in the heart of Atlanta and their football has a big following.

My Corndog brother's wife went to Tech and they are going to Game in Dublin. They went when Tech played BC there as well.

I will be rooting for Cornrows.

How are their admissions standards for athletes versus regular students?  It seems like those have been a barrier to being competitive for them in the past. 

There are more than enough athletes in the Atlanta area for GT to be a solid program provided they are lenient enough to let enough players into school.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

HogOfWar

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Aug 13, 2024, 09:10 AMHow are their admissions standards for athletes versus regular students?  It seems like those have been a barrier to being competitive for them in the past. 

There are more than enough athletes in the Atlanta area for GT to be a solid program provided they are lenient enough to let enough players into school.

I don't know for sure, but they look lower than for just students with a quick glance on google.

With the amount of schools in around Atlanta, they can get some. Maybe not Georgia level but some good ones.
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DirkPiggler

Quote from: HogOfWar on Aug 13, 2024, 10:02 AMI don't know for sure, but they look lower than for just students with a quick glance on google.

With the amount of schools in around Atlanta, they can get some. Maybe not Georgia level but some good ones.

Lower than just for students is one thing.  Vandy, Duke, etc. make exceptions to their requirements for athletes. 

I wonder how their admissions standards for athletes compares to other schools against whom they're competing. 

Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

egregious

Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

animal

ESPN has fired Samantha Ponder who was among the few women on the network outspoken about women's rights where it concerns women with penises playing in women's sports.

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HogOfWar

Quote from: animal on Aug 15, 2024, 06:38 PMESPN has fired Samantha Ponder who was among the few women on the network outspoken about women's rights where it concerns women with penises playing in women's sports.



I saw it posted on Facebook that RGIII was gone too.
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Thin Red Swine

Quote from: HogOfWar on Aug 15, 2024, 06:47 PMI saw it posted on Facebook that RGIII was gone too.

He's a woman with a penis?