Other College Football

Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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Pigsmoke

Fat Bert playing for a fg. That bit his fat ass more then once here.

buff2.0

It's so close to the goalposts. There's no way they miss a FG from this range.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Spiderham

Quote from: Pigsmoke on Sep 02, 2023, 09:57 PMFat Bert playing for a fg. That bit his fat ass more then once here.
His kicker was 14-18 last year.  
I don't miss watching Bert sweat off the Tito's under that tent on the sideline.
Oak Grove in the house.

Feral

Quote from: Pigsmoke on Sep 02, 2023, 09:57 PMFat Bert playing for a fg. That bit his fat ass more then once here.

Reminds me of the 2015 MSU game when Brandon Allen was unstoppable and Bert's dumb ass took the ball out of his hands to play for the field goal.

Barton Fink

If 56 for Toledo wants to transfer, we meed to give him a call.

Thin Red Swine

Brandon Allen clanked one off the upright with his arm against this team. I bet this kicker can do the same with his leg. 


Thin Red Swine

The fact they left 5 seconds on the clock is so Bert. 

And he's now so big they have to split his tents on each side.

Feral

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 02, 2023, 09:50 PMKmox and Loggains can eat a dick.

Knox was one of the more "looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane" players we've had in recent years.

Green_lanternn

Week 3 opponent BYU up 7-0 over (checks notes) Sam Houston early in the 2nd quarter. 

BYU:  7/12 for 72 yards passing     37 yards rushing
SH:   3/6  for 12 yards passing      7 yards rushing

13:39 left in first half

Feral

I just realized Kedon Slovis was BYU's starter.

Played several years at USCw and then last year at Pitt. He's another JT Daniels "holy shit that guy's still playing?" type.

I looked at his profile and didn't realize he played as much ball as he did at USC. He has a few records and is like 7th all time in passing yards there. 

mde114

#431
BYU struggling vs Sam Houston. No sighting of Davey Crockett, Bill Travis or Jim Bowie has been reported.

Sam punts down 14-0 with 4 minutes left. Santa Anna wished Sam had that attitude at San Jacinto.

animal

#432
sOregon scored 81 points. Ole Miss 73. That's one of those things it seems like if we ever sniffed those numbers the media would crucify us.

It's not a stretch to suggest any sec school not named Bama, LSU, or Georgia can potentially hit the skids this season. Keep an eye on South Carolina early.
After Furman next week they get @Georgia, Miss State @Tenn and Florida could be a battle for who gets to keep their job. Well I figure Carolina will give Beamer a pass unless he really turds it up.

Petrino's touch didn't reach Max Johnson who looked like hot garbage when he came on in relief, the starter looked pretty dang good. A&M looked pretty good but so did most everyone else. 1st game stuff hard to know what you are really looking at.







"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Feral

Big 12 commissioner this morning:


BASS

Quote from: animal on Sep 03, 2023, 05:59 AMsOregon scored 81 points. Ole Miss 73. That's one of those things it seems like if we ever sniffed those numbers the media would crucify us.

It's not a stretch to suggest any sec school not named Bama, LSU, or Georgia can potentially hit the skids this season. Keep an eye on South Carolina early.
After Furman next week they get @Georgia, Miss State @Tenn and Florida could be a battle for who gets to keep their job. Well I figure Carolina will give Beamer a pass unless he really turds it up.

Petrino's touch didn't reach Max Johnson who looked like hot garbage when he came on in relief, the starter looked pretty dang good. A&M looked pretty good but so did most everyone else. 1st game stuff hard to know what you are really looking at.









I thought weigman was pretty inaccurate. His receivers were having to adjust constantly and he had some bad misses. Sec defenses will eat him alive.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

piglosopher

I hope Petrino feels horrible about what happened here and wants to make up for it. He's playing the long game and is really a plant to destroy the Aggies from the inside. An agent for justice and God's retribution for that sinful school.

A man can hope.

animal

Quote from: piglosopher on Sep 03, 2023, 09:06 AMI hope Petrino feels horrible about what happened here and wants to make up for it. He's playing the long game and is really a plant to destroy the Aggies from the inside. An agent for justice and God's retribution for that sinful school.

A man can hope.
I figure he's going to hailed as the man that salvaged A&M's decision to hire Jimbo Fisher. Other than the one guy A&M's receivers are smallish quick guys that may get bumped off their routes against SEC coverage. I didn't really notice a tight end and that's been a hallmark of A&M for a while. The runningbacks were good but not necessarily elite. The o line is likely improved from last season but not super duper good by any means.






"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Texzilla

For all the bad shit that happened here, he got some hot pussy out of the deal, so there is some positive.

Spiderham

Quote from: piglosopher on Sep 03, 2023, 09:06 AMI hope Petrino feels horrible about what happened here and wants to make up for it. He's playing the long game and is really a plant to destroy the Aggies from the inside. An agent for justice and God's retribution for that sinful school.

A man can hope.
Let's be clear.  Leopards don't really change their spots.  
Bobby P is quietly scoping out talent on the volleyball squad and hoping to do well enough on offense to step into Jimbo's job when the A&M powerbrokers get tired of underachieving with 4 and 5-star talent.
Oak Grove in the house.

Doc Hogaday

Quote from: animal on Sep 03, 2023, 09:17 AMOther than the one guy A&M's receivers are smallish quick guys that may get bumped off their routes against SEC coverage.


He did alright w/ Jarius and Joe.
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