Other College Football

Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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Texzilla

So far the Fansville commercials are addressing the many issues of CFB but we're not seeing enough of Natalie, Fannah Fontana, or CH's mom. 

Texzilla

Quote from: Feral on Sep 14, 2024, 01:31 PM"Team, I know it's been a grind, but I've trained you well."

Like the Progressive commercials and the 2 Sonic guys in the car, it's never been funny. 


If you're saying Flo and her crew, or becoming your parents therapy arent funny, you don't have the sense god gave a goat.  Those are consistently funny.  You probably hate mayhem as well.

Feral

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 14, 2024, 01:43 PMIf you're saying Flo and her crew, or becoming your parents therapy arent funny, you don't have the sense god gave a goat.  Those are consistently funny.  You probably hate mayhem as well.

I love becoming your parents. I'm talking about Flo.

buff2.0

Memphis with a big stop to hold FSU to a FG.  They could put a 6 minute drive together, get a FG out of it, and send FSU to 0-3.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

FSU went for two on their last td unsuccessfully. I questioned why that decision was made but now they are down 8 in the 4th quarter. 20-12. Think Memphis needs one more score though to force FSU out of the playoff picture.



"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

Oooh FSU went offsides on a 4th and 8 punt.  Now 4th and 3 with 5:52 to go... Memphis is going for it and gets the conversion lol
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

TC

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 14, 2024, 11:49 AMMemphis may do it today

Just converted a 4th and 3 to almost seal it.

buff2.0

Memphis has a good offense and so far FSU has held them to 20 points.  That's not a bad effort at all, but man their offense is just so helpless with DJU.  I still can't believe Norvell watched 2 years of that guy's film and was like, "Yep that's the one to replace Jordan Travis."  He made Travis a great QB but never bothered to coach up a backup.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BASS

Rocket just broke one off in LSU. 66 yard td run

He looked slow, but no one was catching him.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

Quote from: animal on Sep 14, 2024, 02:07 PM70 is killing Memphis

Somewhere Ray Dominguez is cheering
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

hit_that_line

Rocket is much better now that he got away from our toxic program.

Feral

Quote from: hit_that_line on Sep 14, 2024, 02:09 PMRocket is much better now that he got away from our toxic program.

Did USC's S&C try to make him 245?

Dumbest thing ever. Packing weight on a back never works and usually kills their acceleration, shiftiness, and endurance.

hit_that_line

The whole program is toxic. Our coach and wife are begging for their buyout.

animal

That was a terrible decision unless you were pretty damn sure your guy could hit a 55 yarder. Punt it and make them go the distance.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

animal

Memphis Defense is playing out of their minds right now though. FSU is utter trash but has a few good WRs and little else apparently.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Natty_Ice

How does Memphis have a D-line so nasty?  Ours could barely get pressure against UAPB.
Things of that nature

hit_that_line

Shane Beamer has definitely sucked a few dicks.

Gambler

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 14, 2024, 01:43 PMIf you're saying Flo and her crew, or becoming your parents therapy arent funny, you don't have the sense god gave a goat.  Those are consistently funny.  You probably hate mayhem as well.
If you don't like Mayhem, you can fuck right off.

The Reverend SnoopHogg