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bigpig

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 06, 2025, 11:21 AMI like Bielema. I actually do. But, he shit the bed in Fayetteville. Is it wrong of me to want him to lose in Illinois as well, so it's clear that it was him not us?

Exactly.

I think he was lazy and arrogant here, which is why he failed.
Same reason I'll never get on board with Pittman.
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bigpig

Texas is booty.

I wish we played them today instead of late November, when they will surely have things figured out.
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vegashog

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 06, 2025, 11:21 AMI like Bielema. I actually do. But, he shit the bed in Fayetteville. Is it wrong of me to want him to lose in Illinois as well, so it's clear that it was him not us?
yeah, i have no problem seeing him do alright at illinois.

it's been 8 years, he's not responsible for where the program is right now.

jdcatty

One thing that would really help Arch Manning is a decent running game by Texas.
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BASS

manning with the most unimpressive throw for an 83 yard td.  the db fell down, safety was way off, wr had to stop his go route and wait on the ball.  if there had been a db anywhere close that didn't fall down, its picked off.
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Show-Me Hog

Quote from: BASS on Sep 06, 2025, 11:23 AMDuke up 3-0, forces Illinois to punt, students start chanting "overrated".  a little early for that shit.  typical bert early game slow start.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "typical Bert" a fast start and a 2nd half collapse? Like from 35-7 halftime to 42-35 losses. For example.

Barton Fink

Yes. Epic collapses were Bert's specialty.

buff2.0

Quote from: BASS on Sep 06, 2025, 11:43 AMmanning with the most unimpressive throw for an 83 yard td.  the db fell down, safety was way off, wr had to stop his go route and wait on the ball.  if there had been a db anywhere close that didn't fall down, its picked off.

That was his Heisman moment
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Natty_Ice

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 06, 2025, 12:01 PMYes. Epic collapses were Bert's specialty.

To be fair, more of a Razorbacks thing.  I don't think he's had any since being up there.
Things of that nature

bigpig

We're going to hire Rhett Lashley.

He's going to win 6 games in his first two years, then somehow win 9 and get a giant raise/extension. After that, he'll win 6 games for the next three years, then win 4 games in year seven and be fired.
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buff2.0

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 06, 2025, 12:14 PMWe're going to hire Rhett Lashley.

He's going to win 6 games in his first two years, then somehow win 9 and get a giant raise/extension. After that, he'll win 6 games for the next three years, then win 4 games in year seven and be fired.

It'll take time for him to get his players in.  AD Nutt will make sure he gets all the support he needs from his office.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 06, 2025, 12:14 PMWe're going to hire Rhett Lashley.

He's going to win 6 games in his first two years, then somehow win 9 and get a giant raise/extension. After that, he'll win 6 games for the next three years, then win 4 games in year seven and be fired.
I'm pretty sure we've seen this movie before maybe a few times. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Show-Me Hog

Listening to the Illinois radio broadcast while driving around here in the STL.

They said something like, "a big gain for the transfer from West Virginia."

Isn't that kind of a pointless point now when most everyone is a transfer from somewhere? When we're all transfers, then none of us are transfers.

vegashog

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 06, 2025, 12:16 PMIt'll take time for him to get his players in.  AD Nutt will make sure he gets all the support he needs from his office.
nutt will have him in the office every week to tell him which plays he ought to run.

Barton Fink

Only thing Lashlee brings is more money from donors. He would be a downgrade play caller. He's a Gus disciple. Epitome of meh.

buff2.0

Quote from: vegashog on Sep 06, 2025, 12:25 PMnutt will have him in the office every week to tell him which plays he ought to run.

He strikes me as the kind of guy who would take notes on his Android tablet while AD Nutt gives him pointers on how deep to line up the RB on running plays.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

GeoHogsGeo

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 06, 2025, 11:34 AMExactly.

I think he was lazy and arrogant here, which is why he failed.
Same reason I'll never get on board with Pittman.

Maybe we make coaches lazy and arrogant here.
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buff2.0

Also Baylor is making it a close game in the first half.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 06, 2025, 12:29 PMHe strikes me as the kind of guy who would take notes on his Android tablet while AD Nutt gives him pointers on how deep to line up the RB on running plays.
Also a reintroduction of analog in the film room via VHS. Fuck a bunch of cloud.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

egregious

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 06, 2025, 11:34 AMTexas is booty.

I wish we played them today instead of late November, when they will surely have things figured out.

Yeah, they may have switched to whoever their next 5* QB on the bench is by then.
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