Razorback Football

Started by Silence Of The Hams, Mar 08, 2023, 03:32 PM

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buff2.0

If only RM could have operated an alarm clock after college.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Zeke

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 16, 2026, 09:15 PMIf only RM could have operated an alarm clock after college.

To say nothing of poor accuracy and horrid decision-making.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: animal on Aug 16, 2026, 03:49 PM1st scrimmage today?

Anyone got the broke feet report yet
chris Marshall dazzles is all I've seen
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Snorts on Aug 16, 2026, 05:58 PMHootie is getting a little old for an AD job, it seems to me. 

I can say that; I'm too old for just about any job.

I really thought Dale underachieved on the field, not only here but at Ole Miss.  And he never changed.  We could never pass block, the kicking game cost us at least one game a year, and the sideline was always chaos.  Don't get me started on his obsession with being the OC so he could "call plays".
is Danny still alive or he finally bleed out?
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Boarat

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 17, 2026, 01:43 PMis Danny still alive or he finally bleed out?
Hell yeah he's alive. He's actually killing it. Has a valet parking service. Think he's handling all the senior PGA tour events and some other professional stuff. I saw him in Little Rock a couple years ago. Had me laughing my ass off with old stories.

Vito Porkleone

Did he share his hush puppies?

Boarat

Quote from: Vito Porkleone on Aug 17, 2026, 02:33 PMDid he share his hush puppies?
No. He got my car for me though. "Be wight back."

The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: Zeke on Aug 17, 2026, 02:36 AMTo say nothing of poor accuracy and horrid decision-making.

If all the village idiots of the world got together and formed a village of their own, of nothing but idiots, you would be their village idiot.

Show-Me Hog

I got an email today from UofA, $26 North Alabama tickets and they'll throw in a Coke and hot dog.

I assume they are upper deck seats looking into the afternoon sun. Still, that's high school prices.

I saw some upper deck tickets on TFL for $12 or $14.

llhog

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Aug 17, 2026, 08:40 PMI got an email today from UofA, $26 North Alabama tickets and they'll throw in a Coke and hot dog.

I assume they are upper deck seats looking into the afternoon sun. Still, that's high school prices.

I saw some upper deck tickets on TFL for $12 or $14.

Shit product won't fetch much money.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: llhog on Aug 17, 2026, 09:17 PMShit product won't fetch much money.
a hot dog and a coke for free? Where are the free beers?
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

buff2.0

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 17, 2026, 09:26 PMa hot dog and a coke for free? Where are the free beers?

We're still doing #Integrity I guess
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 17, 2026, 09:26 PMa hot dog and a coke for free? Where are the free beers?

Have you seen us play? Beer is our cash cow.

animal

Am I awful that I have no clue who Caleb Wooden is or why I should be excited that he got a 5th year? Apparently he was in our defensive backfield last season but nobody can prove it.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Boarat

Yeah at first I saw former Auburn starter and I was like fuck yeah. Then I saw he actually played for us last year. Oh.

FNG

Quote from: animal on Aug 18, 2026, 06:24 AMAm I awful that I have no clue who Caleb Wooden is or why I should be excited that he got a 5th year? Apparently he was in our defensive backfield last season but nobody can prove it.
Among the secondary, Wooden was second only to Larry Worth III (who also played at the LB position in certain schemes) in tackles with 39 unassisted and 20 assisted. He also had 3 PBUs. I realize that's like being the one-eyed man in the land of the blind, but it's not nothing either.

He also spent a year with Roberts at Auburn so he should be familiar with the defense.

vegashog

going to need all the bodies they can get if the number of big plays in the scrimmage was correct.

vegashog

signed another db (safety) from dartmouth. 1st team all-ivey league last season, went thru titans mini camp.

our team gpa probably doubled.

Natty_Ice

Players can try out for the NFL and come play for the Hogs?  I didn't know this was a thing.
Things of that nature

vegashog

no nfl contract for min camp tryouts so they are not members of the team.