Razorback Football

Started by Silence Of The Hams, Mar 08, 2023, 03:32 PM

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Trigger7672

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 03, 2023, 05:00 PMis she old? I mean I don't know you but the general age of most posters here is 50...why is this grown ass woman involved that you know. Whoever was running that site didn't really do a lot of vetting...there was a lot of ludicrous stories posted that seemed like jokes and not real.

She's in her mid 30's. I think she believes she is some kind of Razorback fan local celebrity because of social media, you know, sort of like a Rick B. I bet he knows both of these chicks.

SwahiliSteve

Per the lawyers statement he was released by the team and put back in the roster the same day. Is he still on the team? I'm confused. I guess he's not gonna refute the snapchats?
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: Trigger7672 on Jun 03, 2023, 04:17 PMI'm semi acquaintances with that TrueFanJess chick in real life. She is fairly attractive but she definitely gives off big time crazy vibes. Wouldn't mind to see that lawyer put some fear into her and that Queen Bee lady over this stuff.

I think she was also the one that had a parking lot altercation or something with a player and tried to play the victim.  Fuck that skank.  Stupid kid names too.

hit_that_line

She looks like she'd be from Beebe. Just guessing.

Texzilla

Quote from: Guardrail on Jun 03, 2023, 08:28 AMIf you find yourself with a girl that says OK to letting you shove hot wheel cars up her butthole, she's not gonna say no to much else. She'd be a hella good side chick.

What if she'll do a Corgi car?  Or maybe a Tonka truck?

Gambler


SwahiliSteve

So has the lawyer released more or is there gonna be some lengthy presser? Also is this kid back in the team or not
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

egregious

Quote from: Texzilla on Jun 04, 2023, 11:16 AMOr maybe a Tonka truck?

got to be more specific:

a generic "Tonka" truck

OR

A Vintage 1980s Pressed Steel No.1 Tonka Fire Truck Hook and Ladder Semi Truck Toy
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: egregious on Jun 05, 2023, 03:56 PMgot to be more specific:

a generic "Tonka" truck

OR

A Vintage 1980s Pressed Steel No.1 Tonka Fire Truck Hook and Ladder Semi Truck Toy
that's gotta hurt coming out
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Spiderham

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 05, 2023, 04:44 PMthat's gotta hurt coming out
Coming out is your concern?
Oak Grove in the house.

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

SwahiliSteve

Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Doc Hogaday

Pants ironed and back for more

HOGSRUNWILD

I had a full set of these things as a kid.  Nicest toys I had.

Grader, dump truck and front end loader.  Moved several tons of dirt with those things.  Etches sharp as fuck and would get hot as fuck in the sun too.

If anyone could get one of those up their ass, I might take them with me if I ever try to go mountain climbing.  I could crawl into their anal cavity and ride out a big storm like Luke in Empire Strikes Back.

animal

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Jun 05, 2023, 05:46 PMI had a full set of these things as a kid.  Nicest toys I had.

Grader, dump truck and front end loader.  Moved several tons of dirt with those things.  Etches sharp as fuck and would get hot as fuck in the sun too.

If anyone could get one of those up their ass, I might take them with me if I ever try to go mountain climbing.  I could crawl into their anal cavity and ride out a big storm like Luke in Empire Strikes Back.
The old metal Tonka trucks I can remember riding in the back of one and it being pulled around by a little 3 wheeler back in the early 80s. I couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. That was back when they made toys.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: animal on Jun 05, 2023, 05:54 PMThe old metal Tonka trucks I can remember riding in the back of one and it being pulled around by a little 3 wheeler back in the early 80s. I couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. That was back when they made toys.


My dad kept them and put them out in the storage shed wrapped in plastic.  Cleaned em up and painted them and now my son plays with them when he goes there.  Has a blast moving gravel and stuff.  Those are timeless toys.

Show-Me Hog

So this is next. 

FOOTBALL.

Not Tonka trucks and assholes.

7-5.

Zoso

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jun 05, 2023, 06:02 PMSo this is next. 

FOOTBALL.

Not Tonka trucks and assholes.

7-5.

We need a pole.

buff2.0

7-5 will disappoint me, so I'm expecting it.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

egregious

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jun 05, 2023, 06:02 PMFOOTBALL.

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jun 05, 2023, 06:02 PMNot Tonka trucks and assholes.


Is our O-Line supposed to be any good?  because we just got a nickname for them


much like the Redskins' Hogs


"It has been a big game by the Razorbacks' offensive line, affectionately known as the 'Tonka Trucks and Assholes'."







Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing