Razorback Football

Started by Silence Of The Hams, Mar 08, 2023, 03:32 PM

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Too Big Pig

Quote from: wmr on Dec 16, 2025, 08:49 PMAwful fucking name.  Who are these people?

I don't know, but the more I think of this it may be genius idea.  Get enough people to donate to purchase one player, pay yourself a healthy administrator salary to manage it.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

wmr

Quote from: Too Big Pig on Dec 17, 2025, 08:53 AMI don't know, but the more I think of this it may be genius idea.  Get enough people to donate to purchase one player, pay yourself a healthy administrator salary to manage it.

Yeah it's pretty smart if you're looking for a way to make money for yourself.  They seem to be going for the sidewalk alumni, working class.
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

Loma

"Texas DPS Trooper Decori Birmingham Arrested Following Wreck, Charged with DWI

Decori Birmingham, a trooper with the Texas Department of Public Safety, was arrested after a vehicle crash in Cass County, authorities report. Birmingham was charged with Driving While Intoxicated following the incident, according to a KLTV report.

Before joining DPS, Birmingham was known for his athletic achievements, including a career in college football and time affiliated with the NFL as a standout athlete. His experience in professional sports was part of what drew attention to his role in law enforcement.

As with all criminal charges, Birmingham is presumed innocent until proven guilty in court of law. Details about his court date have not yet been made public.

This is a developing story; updates will be shared as they become available."

The Whyte Boar

Dang, I know his dad pretty well. 

HogOfWar

Quote from: Loma on Dec 17, 2025, 11:40 AM"Texas DPS Trooper Decori Birmingham Arrested Following Wreck, Charged with DWI

Decori Birmingham, a trooper with the Texas Department of Public Safety, was arrested after a vehicle crash in Cass County, authorities report. Birmingham was charged with Driving While Intoxicated following the incident, according to a KLTV report.

Before joining DPS, Birmingham was known for his athletic achievements, including a career in college football and time affiliated with the NFL as a standout athlete. His experience in professional sports was part of what drew attention to his role in law enforcement.

As with all criminal charges, Birmingham is presumed innocent until proven guilty in court of law. Details about his court date have not yet been made public.

This is a developing story; updates will be shared as they become available."

Damn. That sucks for one half of the Miracle on Markham 2002.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: HogOfWar on Dec 17, 2025, 12:13 PMDamn. That sucks for one half of the Miracle on Markham 2002.

And one of the primary heroes of the 7OT game in Lexington.

HogOfWar

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Dec 17, 2025, 07:55 PMAnd one of the primary heroes of the 7OT game in Lexington.

Wow. I did get watch it due to my 10 year high school reunion.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

vegashog

ian geffrard to the portal.

HTL

Reports we are trying to keep him. Not sure why you'd pay up for him he was fat and slow and never made plays.

Cardiac Hog

I can't imagine Silverfield being willing to give him a bag considering his Memphis backup QB carried Fatty 11 yards for a first down to seal the win. 

vegashog

and we could make a move for that qb as he entered the portal a couple of days ago.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: HTL on Dec 22, 2025, 01:59 PMReports we are trying to keep him. Not sure why you'd pay up for him he was fat and slow and never made plays.

Our DL starters played nearly twice as many plays as most SEC teams.  Geffrard was no world beater and looked like a giant pussy at times, but at his size he probably should have been getting 20-30 snaps instead of pushing 50.  Maybe if we can buy 2-3 more tackles he could be useful. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

buff2.0

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Dec 22, 2025, 05:29 PMOur DL starters played nearly twice as many plays as most SEC teams.  Geffrard was no world beater and looked like a giant pussy at times, but at his size he probably should have been getting 20-30 snaps instead of pushing 50.  Maybe if we can buy 2-3 more tackles he could be useful. 

Doesn't help that we were so poorly conditioned that anyone could have run us over in the 4th quarters.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

DrMongoose

I noticed they deleted the tweet with this photo from the football account

Instagram had video of him hitting the wall with the sledgehammer

https://x.com/nocontexthogs/status/2002912992330154482?s=46&t=6uNMWI6PFOkxijXNhEuvSA

This has all the Chad vibes
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Lurk

"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

vegashog

they're not officially in the portal. the only way to gauge interest (tamper) is thru their agents.

Third_down_draw

Quote from: DrMongoose on Dec 23, 2025, 07:12 PMI noticed they deleted the tweet with this photo from the football account

Instagram had video of him hitting the wall with the sledgehammer

https://x.com/nocontexthogs/status/2002912992330154482?s=46&t=6uNMWI6PFOkxijXNhEuvSA

This has all the Chad vibes

Championship under destruction!

Spiderham

Quote from: DrMongoose on Dec 23, 2025, 07:12 PMI noticed they deleted the tweet with this photo from the football account

Instagram had video of him hitting the wall with the sledgehammer

https://x.com/nocontexthogs/status/2002912992330154482?s=46&t=6uNMWI6PFOkxijXNhEuvSA

This has all the Chad vibes
Hey, at least there is no forward facing hog. 
Oak Grove in the house.